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No manches

Mexican slang for “quit playing” or “are you serious?” or “no cap?”
Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
No manches by oglilmexico January 22, 2020

Manchester United vs Liverpool 

The most hyped match in the English Premier League today, this is since both of these teams hate the crap out of each other.
Liverpool Fan: I hate those mancs, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon LFC!

Man Utd Fan: I hate them scousers, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon united!

Manchester, MI 

Village in Southeast MI, home of the flying dutchmen. If you don't wear steel toe boots anda carhart on a daily basis and/or live on a farm, you probably don't belong here. Theres 4 half-black kids, so really only 2; and 3 asians who are adopted by white parents. 20 minutes west of the arrogant hippies of A2 and 20 east of the wankstas of Jackson, 20 north of the wiggers of Adrian, and 15 south of the coke heads of Chelsea, this small town is a unique buffer between these cities. You wanna party in Manchester? Drive around any night of the week and look for a barn thats lit up. Theres bound to be a game of beer pong and a joint being passed around. We don't even have a stoplight, so don't expect much, the Dairy queen doesn't even have chocolate ice cream. Supposeldy world famous for our annual chicken broil, town events revolve around the highschool sports or the Mens club. Theres 7 churches and 3 pizza joints in a town that rarely has over 100 kids per graduating class. Where will I be tonight? Hammies at The grey house. Yes sometimes we do actually party indoors even though with this crowd we probably should be outside.
After the football game, were gonna party in the parking lot in Manchester, MI
Manchester, MI by Mr. Mowrer April 2, 2011

manchester screwdriver 

A hammer, when used as an alternative method of inserting screws, often as a last resort. Named after the city of Manchester, UK.
"It's cross-threaded... hand me a Manchester screwdriver, will you?"

Manchester by the sea 

A place where every family buys there child a Jeep as soon as they turn 16.. the moms all go to book club together to drink and to gossip about their children and who’s dating who. If you don’t spin the beach in your free time then you really aren’t from manch. Summers revolve around the singing beach and people spending time on yatchs.
Manchester by the sea is where you should live if being preppy is your thing.

Manchester United 

Manchester united is a team that once peaked and played amazing, but now they have been reduced to an insufficient piece of garbage. Anyone that supports Manchester United is going to be disappointed with their performance as they are shite.
Person 1: Which team do you support?
Person 2: Manchester United
Person 1: oh, you must get no bitches