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macinka by rowerius January 15, 2026

Malinka 

crazy ex-marine who thought it would be a good idea to teach science to smart(ass) kids. loved by many. frequently challenges students to races, but then backs down. likes to eat fruit in front of hungry students. has a crazy mustache that is quite arguably liked more than he is.

accomplishments:
-caught a leprechaun
-ran into justin bieber
-met sarah palin
-stole a rock from a national park
-owns a mask with polar bear hair

the last one two are the only ones that he can back it up. the rock is rock-colord and large. polar bear fur is soft.

is rumored to be unable to hear a certain frequency. this theory has been tested and proved.

is easily excited (a.k.a, loves to yell), loves to tell people they are late and give lunch detentions.

Mr. Malinka: YOU'RE LAAAAAAAAATE! YOU WANT A LUNCH DETENTION?

Malinka by thatonegirls96 April 26, 2011

Macintard 

A person who believes that Apple Inc. is the be-all and end-all of computer-related technology; one who refuses to acknowledge the fact that Apple products are still imperfect despite their slightly more friendly user interface.

John: Greg just lied to my face and told me that his new iPad had Flash support.

Matt: Yesterday he told me that the only version of Microsoft Office he would use is the one installed on his iMac.

John: What a Macintard.

Macintard by McDBHS February 28, 2011

macinally 

a word for strange males who put there toe in there belly button to recieve a form of sexual pleasure ,known to be like an orgasm.

"oh my god hes macinallying!"

macinally by CH77 June 18, 2009

Macina 

a very pretty and caring girl. She is really pretty and really good at singing, she might tell you she is not talented. But she is, if you have a Macina as a friend, keep her she will make life worth living for. Im glad Im friends with my Macina.

girl: did u see that new girl she is so pretty and really good at singing.

girl2: she must be a Macina

Macina by Skylord May 14, 2017

MacIntard 

noun: a person whose computer experience is so Mac-centric that he is unable to perform even basic operations on a PC.

"Hey, how do turn this thing on?"
"You're kidding, right?"
"No, dude, I'm a MacIntard."

MacIntard by TinyToker August 30, 2007

macinabin 

A website dedicated to the dumping of a mac into a bin.

Community gathering for those who oppose Apple Macs of all kinds.

John says: macs suck so much, they are incompatible with just about everything!

Derek says: oh my god, don't even get me started about macs - speaking of which the other day I saw one which got binned at www.macinabin.com

macinabin by Descend February 16, 2008