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crazy ex-marine who thought it would be a good idea to teach science to smart(ass) kids. loved by many. frequently challenges students to races, but then backs down. likes to eat fruit in front of hungry students. has a crazy mustache that is quite arguably liked more than he is.

accomplishments:
-caught a leprechaun
-ran into justin bieber
-met sarah palin
-stole a rock from a national park
-owns a mask with polar bear hair

the last one two are the only ones that he can back it up. the rock is rock-colord and large. polar bear fur is soft.

is rumored to be unable to hear a certain frequency. this theory has been tested and proved.

is easily excited (a.k.a, loves to yell), loves to tell people they are late and give lunch detentions.
Mr. Malinka: YOU'RE LAAAAAAAAATE! YOU WANT A LUNCH DETENTION?
Malinka by thatonegirls96 April 26, 2011
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Malina is emotion. Whether its love, happiness, anger or sadness.. she wears her emotion on her face and sleeve with no way to hide it even though she tries so hard to. Malina is honest and the worst liar you'll ever meet. She is beautiful and even more beautiful on the inside. Malina is quirky but brings so much happiness into the lives around her. Expect care packages when you're sick if she loves you. Malina may have a hard shell sometimes but only because of how much shes been hurt before. If given time Malina will be the best wife/life partner you will ever find.
You have so much Malina.

Did you get a nap in today? You're very Malina.
Malina by Herro1037542829 June 1, 2018
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Malinka • Malika • malina • Malikai • Malinda • Malieka • Malikah • Malinga • malenka • Maliaka
Malika means empress.
You can’t touch Malika. Get over it.
Malika by Factsfromthesource August 1, 2022
A very cute and loveable human. Always there to help you when you need it the most. TBH I like her a lot she doesn’t feel the same but it’s all good.
Malina is such a cute girl.

Malina is so loveable.
Malina by SNM_Boltz April 30, 2019
A girl with a smile that could light up the world!.. if she didn't wear a mask. She has the positivity level of an average girl on a sugar high. She is einstein smart and has a fantastic sense of humor. Although she might be a bit shy, she is simply the BEST.
Jeb: Hey look it's Malina!

Lily: She's the bomb
Malina by iwatchtoomuchyoutube February 24, 2021

to malina 

I'm malining. I'm awesome. To malina it's awesome.
to malina by anonimusul November 25, 2013

malina weissman 

An amazing talented actor and model that can instantly make your day better just by looking at her eyes. She has an amazing smile and can surprise you in many ways.
I wish I could get a chance to meet malina weissman
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