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machood simply means motherfucker. the "ma" is mother and "chood" is fuck or in this case fucker.
That guy over there is a real machood!!
machood by dullah September 7, 2007
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manhoodie 

The loose, hanging and flapping foreskin of an uncircumcised human male.
It is the equivalent of a hoodie sweatshirt for the cock head. The size of the loose dangling foreskin cover defines the level of manhood, making it a "manhoodie". Akin to loose, dangling and flapping pussy lips on the human female.
manhoodie by bnj61 May 31, 2012
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3 F's of Manhood 

Find them, fuck them, forget them. Many men will say they go by this standard, however it is usually those that say they stick to this standard that have never touched a female in their lives.
Peter: Dude I think I love her.
Virgin: Dude love? Why don't you just stick to the 3 F's of manhood? Like myself.
Peter: Shut up you have never even had sex in your life.
3 F's of Manhood by Mikol Cee. March 30, 2008
1. The state of being a fully mature man, as opposed to boyhood.
2. Having Manly qualities.
3. A man’s virility/potency in the bedroom.
4. (archaic) A group of men, especially all the men of a country.
5. Another word for a man’s genitals; usually his penis.
1. Young spartan men had gay sex to develop into manhood.
2. A dominant display of manhood.
3. I fucked for 2 hours thanks to my intense manhood
4. Britain's young manhood went off to war
5. She worships my manhood.
Refers to a word that means whatever you want it to be. It is analogous to the blank tile in scrabble as it can be used for anything.
A machook is a machook.

I machooked a machook last night and I machooked in her face.

What up machook?

Machook machook?
Machook by Belsky December 24, 2008
A wholesome man who is sexy and has a large penis. All males aspire to be like him.
Man i wish i was a mashood
Mashood by Heisenberg1294 December 8, 2018
kya masla hai machod?
machod by Zazagabor August 11, 2003
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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