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gay ass fat ass weak ass pussy ass fuck who like mens big penis's in his really loose ass hole ( and he farts like a fag) and drives some big gay ass truck that sounds like when you have diharreah, and makes up bullshit lies and get criticized for it.
Camron is such a machoda
machoda by blumpkin January 9, 2005

skaterboi macheda 

a skaterboi macheda is a cosplayer who has a skate board. he thinks hes a pro at mini skateboards but hes atually trash. If you ever meet a skaterboi macheda never lose them because they are soooooo funny and tyically amazing singers. he tends to wear backwards pink hats, hoodies with the sleeves pulled up, and a watch. HES SO COOL. at day they wear strong cologne and champion hoodies. at night they wear cosplay.
a skatboarder who likes anime
ex. "i skateboard and watch anime" "youre a skaterboi macheda"

machadao 

wow that frog sumo wrestler kinda looks like machadao lmao
machadao by machadao is fat lmao August 17, 2020

Machida Karate 

A modified version of the Shotokan Karate style with elements of Sumo, Wrestling, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. This hybrid style of Karate was pioneered by Japanese-Brazilian Mixed Martial Artist and Karate practitioner Lyoto Machida in order to use his Karate style in Mixed Martial Arts fights.
Lyoto Machida used his Machida Karate style to knockout and defeat Rashad Evans to win the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship at UFC 98.
kya masla hai machod?
machod by Zazagabor August 11, 2003
A swaer in punjabi meaning fuck your mother
machode by apna July 18, 2003
fuck ur mother
ma mean mother
chode means sex
machode by punjabibytch September 17, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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