Moshood is a kind, caring, loving, trustworthy guy. He will never do anything to hurt anyone, he's rich, handsome, hardworking and loyal. You can never find any other like him. He has a sweet tooth, he loves juices, frozen yoghurt and ice cream. He'll treat you right and show you so much love. If you have a Moshood as a girl, marry him!
Him: She's been so happylately!
Her: She found herself a Moshood!
The loose, hanging and flapping foreskin of an uncircumcised human male.
It is the equivalent of a hoodie sweatshirt for the cock head. The size of the loose dangling foreskin cover defines the level of manhood, making it a "manhoodie". Akin to loose, dangling and flapping pussy lips on the human female.
A handsome man who can be a good father and a good husband. his body, face and attitude is very handsome. He is quiet and sometimes gets irritated by noise and noise from people who keep nagging. he is very reliable and cannot hide lies. He wants to do everything for his family to make a good future. he has a soft heart and can easily be hurt. he doesn't want to fight with people. If you have a Masood as your Husband or Boyfriend you are very lucky and you will certainly have a good life with him.
Wife: Masood is my husband
(Wife’s friends looking at Masood)
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*