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Refers to a word that means whatever you want it to be. It is analogous to the blank tile in scrabble as it can be used for anything.

A machook is a machook.
I machooked a machook last night and I machooked in her face.

What up machook?

Machook machook?
machook by Belsky December 15, 2008
The inside of a boat.
"Wow this is a Machook!"
Machook by Ilikepersona5 December 10, 2020
The inside of a boat.
"Wow this is a good Machook!"
Machook by Ilikepersona5 December 10, 2020
An idiot that tries too hard to be cool, has OVERSIZED dick, watches porn everyday also jerks off, really greedy, borrows and never return it.
Mahooka can’t flex he only got girl stuff that he borrowed from his sister
Mahooka by Vasika Mahul October 10, 2018
Ben "Yo that dude flexing hard on my broke ass with those airpods"

Mike "Nah that nigga ain't got a MacBook - he ain't shit"
Macbook by Deaanooo February 10, 2019
Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.
Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
MacBook by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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