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machode
machode by punjabibytch September 17, 2003
Related Words
machode • MCchode • machosexual • machod • machoda • machodudeman • Machodynamix • machoegotism • machoegotist • machoke
Beefy McChode
An angry short fat tool who thinks he's cool. This person also gets no pussy. They also refer to themselves as "stocky" or "big boned".
Jack thinks wearing a tight shirt will show off his muscles, but it is only showing everyone that he is a Beefy McChode.
Beefy McChode by Dogfood11 April 4, 2017
Machole
- noun
1. A user of Apple Macintosh products who exerts his/her snobby, self-appointed superiority in speech, glances, facial-expressions or general attitude.
a. A type of asshole (v.7)
2. A Mac user who thinks they're better than you because of their electronic consumption habits and lets you know it whenever they can.
3. Anyone with an Apple product (iPhone, iPod, Mac Book, etc.) who bought purely for the *perceived* cool-factor or entertainment value.
a. see also: "sheep" - "lemming"
1. A user of Apple Macintosh products who exerts his/her snobby, self-appointed superiority in speech, glances, facial-expressions or general attitude.
a. A type of asshole (v.7)
2. A Mac user who thinks they're better than you because of their electronic consumption habits and lets you know it whenever they can.
3. Anyone with an Apple product (iPhone, iPod, Mac Book, etc.) who bought purely for the *perceived* cool-factor or entertainment value.
a. see also: "sheep" - "lemming"
Person 1: "Hey, I need a hand with this design project. I can't get this file to open properly."
Machole: "Oh, I see your problem. You shoulda bought a Mac."
Person 1: "No, I've done it before, I just don't know why it isn't working right this time."
Machole: "Still. It'd be better on a Mac. I could spend a good 30 minutes telling you why Macs are better, but I gotta get going. See ya later."
Person 1: "What a Machole."
Machole: "Oh, I see your problem. You shoulda bought a Mac."
Person 1: "No, I've done it before, I just don't know why it isn't working right this time."
Machole: "Still. It'd be better on a Mac. I could spend a good 30 minutes telling you why Macs are better, but I gotta get going. See ya later."
Person 1: "What a Machole."
machod
machoegotism
A sadly incurable condition, usually occuring in young men. The sufferer of machoegotism strikes up an extraordinary relationship with himself (possibly due to excess masturbation) that results in the sufferer falling in love with themselves. They are incapable of replicating genuine feelings for others, though they attempt to hide their emotional vacuum by imitating feelings or responses.
Treatments are being developed as you read this but scientists believe a cure is some way off. For now, temporary relief may be gaining by a sniff knee to the happy sacks or by telling them, in a way that is impossible to not understand, to fuck off.
Treatments are being developed as you read this but scientists believe a cure is some way off. For now, temporary relief may be gaining by a sniff knee to the happy sacks or by telling them, in a way that is impossible to not understand, to fuck off.
"That guy defintely suffers from machoegotism. He displays all the symptons."
machoegotism by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
Macrodeletion
Marcodeletion
coming from "Macro" meaning: the analysis of large scale events at the macro level, and "Deletion" meaning: the removal or obliteration of written or printed matter.
Similarly to Microdeletion, meaning: Loss of a tiny piece that may be too small to be seen readily through a microscope from a chromosome.
Macrodeletion is a chromosomal disorder that can be found in what is known as "Band Kids" where instead of slowly tearing up little pieces of chromosomes it does it in fast and large scale amounts.
coming from "Macro" meaning: the analysis of large scale events at the macro level, and "Deletion" meaning: the removal or obliteration of written or printed matter.
Similarly to Microdeletion, meaning: Loss of a tiny piece that may be too small to be seen readily through a microscope from a chromosome.
Macrodeletion is a chromosomal disorder that can be found in what is known as "Band Kids" where instead of slowly tearing up little pieces of chromosomes it does it in fast and large scale amounts.
1. "What is wrong with that band kid?"
2."They have the rare chromosomal decease known as Macrodeletion"
1."Makes sense."
2."They have the rare chromosomal decease known as Macrodeletion"
1."Makes sense."
Macrodeletion by Dr. TechnicalWalrus November 9, 2020
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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