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douche ex machinist 

A writer of limited talent who weaves a myriad of complex plot lines into the beginning of his work, only to later abandon most of those plot lines in a lazy ‘deus ex machina’ story ending.
Did you watch the ending of ‘Battlestar Galactica’? There was a really douche ex machinist at work on that final episode!
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Machinist 

Simply put, a machinist uses tools to make other tools. Some machine tools used are the milling machine, lathe, surface grinder, CNC mill and CNC turning centres, among others.

A machinist cuts, drills, taps, reams, bores, mills, turns, deburrs, files, grinds, programs, and assembles metals, plastics, wood, and any number of exotic materials used in consumer goods, automotive, aerospace, and medical areas of industry.

Machinists--unlike machine operators--are skilled tradesmen. They are required to have a solid background in problem-solving skills using technical math, metrology (measurement), as well as CNC programming (Mastercam, Solidworks, etc.) editing, and operation.
Hey Billy, wanna be a machinist?
Machinist by not_on_the_dole_guy December 12, 2006
when you add at least one drop of LSD on your penis and have a girl suck it off.
Hey, last night my girl sucked my Mahonis. By the time I came I was trippin' balls, man.
Mahonis by soototallyarii September 21, 2011

machocist 

Variant of masochist: A machocist is a male submissive who indulges in over-the-top displays of enjoying receiving pain. Macho + masochist. A show-off male submissive.
Whatta tool; the whole time he was being whipped by her he kept yelling for more; a real machochist... ended up in the hospital ER.
machocist by Maitre D. April 15, 2004

Machoism 

If anything machoism should be the male genders equivilant to feminism ie if a feminist is a women who views the world in a certain way, guided by a 'feminist doctrine' (feminism) a machoist must be be a man who views the world according to a 'machoist doctrine'.
Machoism by goblinkingandrew October 19, 2003
A person who views the increase of preferential treatment towards people based solely on their gender as wrong.
Machoist think women only scholarships are sexist towards men.
Machoist by Above all else March 26, 2009