Ha ha... You got a blue screen.

Latin mom: DO U NOT FUCKING LISTEN CHILD
Latin child: OH SHIT NOT LA CHANCLA

The new itunes was running great until it decided to bluescreen on me and I lost my homework.

Tony killed himself last night. I was there when it happened. He was just playing a game of Minesweeper when he got a blue screen. He later hung himself.

I exceeded my RAM limit, and the blue screen of death came up.

NOOOOOOO the FUCKING blue screen of FUCKIN DEATH!!!!

Computer nerd: "OH NOES!! I got thee blue screen of death! It hath smitten me with ye's mighty pen of DOOM brouthen unto thee by an error caused by evil microsoft's computer! Bill gates is the devil! I shall hit return, then ctrl alt del! then I shall tell other fellow nerd's that the blue screen of death is the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone anytime anywere in canada! Or US! Because we think US is the best because we think we are the best cuz we think wer better than cnadsa because we think we are smarter arne better and more articyultate andd such. NERDS UNTIE!!"