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macalester

To try to appear pre-eminent; usually results from excess use of highfalutin language; pretentious.

Pronounced: ma-ck-al-s-ter
derived from a pre-eminent college in the midwest
Teacher: So, like, today I totally tried to modify my pedagogical approach by internalizing several anti-hegemonic conceptions of the classroom.

Bud: Dude, you're going totally macalester on me!
by Mr. Barnes July 9, 2006
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Macalester College

Macalester College (Pronounced Mu-cal-est-er; Nickname MAC) is a Liberal Arts college located in Saint Paul, MN.

Though the college itself may be small, the student population consists of 50% Chinese students, 50% International students and about 125% Hipsters.

Students often pride themselves on their self-supposed intellectual superiority, though science has yet to verify such notions. The open-mindedness of Macalester students often extends only to their own personal beliefs--objections outside the realm of "open-mindedness" are considered complete bigotry and said individuals are deemed worse than Hitler. Yes, tolerance is definitely in fool bloom at Macalester.

The college is predominantly liberal with a healthy dose of socialists and communists. Conservative view is held to a bare minimum, do to financial restraints, as well as local Saint Paul legislation prohibiting such actions.

Recently, Macalester has extended a hand to less-representative groups on campus. To encourage beneficial diversity on campus, Macalester has recently placed attractive women on affirmative action groups.
Dude: My professors at Macalester College totally opened my mind.

Bro: Yeah, Dude, like what?

Dude: (Lose Paraphrasing of the Communist Manifesto)

Bro: Is it being open-minded if you just form your mind to someone else's ideas?

Dude: You're just not open-minded. You're worse than Hitler.
by InsetPseudoNameHere November 13, 2011
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mcalester

a town in southern oklahoma were everyone knows everyone, and have seen everyone’s nudes. we have crack heads or models, and old buildings that are falling apart. we’re always in the middle of a construction project, but never have the money to finish it!
“dude, did you see that model?”

“her dads a crackhead dude, they’re from mcalester.”
by lanehoy April 20, 2018
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Manajester

A manager who consistently makes a fool of themselves by saying stuff that doesn't make sense or by inadvertently insulting there employees because of their actions and/or inability to string coherent sentences together. This condition is usually synonymous with a person being promoted to or above their level of incompetence.
1. Manajester thanking an employee for bringing in cakes that their partner made for morning tea: "My compliments to your wife... She was great"

2. Manajester to new employee: "Let's go out for a coffee, I want to give you one!"

3. Manajesters have the ability to maintain the belief that any deadline can be met just by wishing it (even when the project is behind schedule and they are still adding new things).
by Manajestered November 15, 2011
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McAlister

An intelligent being who has potential and can do anything. I mean ANYTHING. Known as the bestest ass-kicker in the world.
"Man McAlister ! That was a good lickin' you gave!"
by Bucky-joop January 19, 2019
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Douschebag McAlister

Another branch off the word doushebag just higher up on the doushebagery scale.
dude 1: Man that guy is a doushebag! he did my girlfriend
dude 2: Make that a Douschebag McAlister dude he also did your mom...
by emanyell October 9, 2010
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Macalister

The cheesy, funny, caring, best-guy friend with many attributes that can describe him, great to hang out with. Most likely to play video games. May be called the following-Macklemore, Mac 'n Cheese, Macaroni, Tarmac 'n Cheese,
Macalister is a great friend, I love to hang out with him!
by LegitPotao May 16, 2016
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