Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson

James Madison won't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??

james madison by Ace the Extrodinary Dipshit May 16, 2016

Madison Disease

When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package

you selling a single pic for $5? you got the madison disease bro

Madison Disease by madisondisease August 18, 2021

MadisonTorsney

MadisonTorsney is a common rickroll. If you get someone MadisonTorsneyed or you get MadisonTorsneyed yourself, you have to immediately send €40 to Madison Torsney. I make no rules, do that.

'' MadisonTorsney! ''

'' What? ''

'' You got MadisonTorsneyed, loser ''

MadisonTorsney by MadsTorsney October 28, 2021

James Madison

America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.

Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.

James Madison by Mark,MyWords November 6, 2016

Madison

The name of a young girl usually in her pre-teens or teens; She has blonde hair with blue eyes or dark brown hair with hazel eyes. Her personality exceeds her. She is highly funny and loves to hang out with her friends at all times. She may seem shy at first but very outgoing and sweet. You can always tell her everything, because she won't back stab you. A Madison is usually artistic in any fashion, whether it be art or music. They are truly athletic and love to eat food ( Sometimes sweets but usually good healthy foods). They like to think that they are ugly, but many others tell her otherwise, and they usually don't like it when people tell them they are beautiful but they truly are. They are very trustworthy and loyal to her friends, family, and boyfriends. Dudes if you have a Madison as a girlfriend never let her go, because she will always be with you to the end and always make you smile. Overall, Madisons are, sweet, beautiful, smart, caring, little bit shy and outgoing. She will never leave anyone's side. They are good friends to have or even girlfriends!

"Madisons....They are amazing!"

Boy #1 "Dude I got a girlfriends named Madison!"
Boy #2 "Man I envy you never let her go!"

"Geez Madison, you are very artistic and great at music!"

"Madison I love your eyes, they like sparkle!"

Madison by SnowyK1234 October 30, 2012

Madison

Madisons are very nice people, some may be depressed. Most Madisons are shy and don't like people very much, but usually have about 2 close friends. They think they are not beautiful, but they are! Madisons are very artistic and love to joke around with their friends. They also love hoodies... who doesn't love hoodies?! They are loyal and will love you forever. They are also afriad of being forever alone. I'm a Madison by the way. ;) Hi other me's!

Friend 1#: Madison is always there for me and puts us before her.

Friend 2#: I agree, but some people take advantage of her.
____________________________

Boy 1#: Madison is single.. Not sure why.

Boy 2#: Because she is antisocial!

Boy 1#: Ow yeah lol..

Me aka Madison..: I am forever alone lol ;-; Have a great day other me's!

Madison by APersonCalledMadison November 29, 2017

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026