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james madison
Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson
james madison by Ace the Extrodinary Dipshit May 16, 2016
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Madison Disease
When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package
Madison Disease by madisondisease August 18, 2021
MadisonTorsney
MadisonTorsney is a common rickroll. If you get someone MadisonTorsneyed or you get MadisonTorsneyed yourself, you have to immediately send €40 to Madison Torsney. I make no rules, do that.
MadisonTorsney by MadsTorsney October 28, 2021
James Madison
America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.
Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.
James Madison by Mark,MyWords November 6, 2016
Madison
The name of a young girl usually in her pre-teens or teens; She has blonde hair with blue eyes or dark brown hair with hazel eyes. Her personality exceeds her. She is highly funny and loves to hang out with her friends at all times. She may seem shy at first but very outgoing and sweet. You can always tell her everything, because she won't back stab you. A Madison is usually artistic in any fashion, whether it be art or music. They are truly athletic and love to eat food ( Sometimes sweets but usually good healthy foods). They like to think that they are ugly, but many others tell her otherwise, and they usually don't like it when people tell them they are beautiful but they truly are. They are very trustworthy and loyal to her friends, family, and boyfriends. Dudes if you have a Madison as a girlfriend never let her go, because she will always be with you to the end and always make you smile. Overall, Madisons are, sweet, beautiful, smart, caring, little bit shy and outgoing. She will never leave anyone's side. They are good friends to have or even girlfriends!
"Madisons....They are amazing!"
Boy #1 "Dude I got a girlfriends named Madison!"
Boy #2 "Man I envy you never let her go!"
"Geez Madison, you are very artistic and great at music!"
"Madison I love your eyes, they like sparkle!"
Boy #1 "Dude I got a girlfriends named Madison!"
Boy #2 "Man I envy you never let her go!"
"Geez Madison, you are very artistic and great at music!"
"Madison I love your eyes, they like sparkle!"
Madison by SnowyK1234 October 30, 2012
Madison
Madisons are very nice people, some may be depressed. Most Madisons are shy and don't like people very much, but usually have about 2 close friends. They think they are not beautiful, but they are! Madisons are very artistic and love to joke around with their friends. They also love hoodies... who doesn't love hoodies?! They are loyal and will love you forever. They are also afriad of being forever alone. I'm a Madison by the way. ;) Hi other me's!
Friend 1#: Madison is always there for me and puts us before her.
Friend 2#: I agree, but some people take advantage of her.
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Boy 1#: Madison is single.. Not sure why.
Boy 2#: Because she is antisocial!
Boy 1#: Ow yeah lol..
Me aka Madison..: I am forever alone lol ;-; Have a great day other me's!
Friend 2#: I agree, but some people take advantage of her.
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Boy 1#: Madison is single.. Not sure why.
Boy 2#: Because she is antisocial!
Boy 1#: Ow yeah lol..
Me aka Madison..: I am forever alone lol ;-; Have a great day other me's!
Madison by APersonCalledMadison November 29, 2017
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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