m'not 

Short for I'm not

m'not hungry

m'not by joepotter November 27, 2012

I'm not ready for a relationship 

Translation: You are annoying and our interactions need to end immediately.

Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.

Scenario 1
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.

Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*

Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*

I'm not ready for a relationship by zeropersonality January 31, 2020

I’m not a furry but

The sentence furries say before becoming one

I’m not a furry but I like this protogen video!

I’m not a furry but by AnonymousNumber2000 October 17, 2021

I'm Not Seeing Enough Movement

The last words of the popular fortnite streamer Ninja after he attempted to make 1 million people in the Times Square do the floss dance.

"Can we make 1 million people do this crazy fortnite dance?"
*no one gives a damn*
"i'm not seeing enough movement"

I'm Not Seeing Enough Movement by HighElfArcher January 16, 2019

I’m not like other girls 

A girl who does one or more of the following and says she’s different because of this
-enjoys eating
-watches Netflix

-doesn’t go to parties
-plays video games
-likes reading (especially horror or mystery)
-doesn’t like skirts or dresses or crop tops
-listens to old music
-listens to Billie eilish
-wears checkered vans
-wears band t shirts
-were only black
-doesn’t wear makeup
-only wears makeup for themself

Girl 1: Is it just me, or am I the only one who actually would rather eat a pizza than go on a diet?
Person 1: literally everyone would rather eat pizza
Girl 1: I guess I’m not like other girls

I’m not like other girls by FreshestAvocado April 19, 2019

I'm not the one 

Don't funk with me. You are biting off more than you can chew. I'm more than just talk. You are starting a fight with the wrong person. "I'm not the one"

"I'll beat your A$$"
"I'm not the one"

I'm not the one by Lele skinny mini December 18, 2014

I'm not moving to Burbank

When you don't want to do something others want you to do.

Everyone tells me I'd go big in Hollywood. Yeah? I'm not moving to Burbank.

I'm not moving to Burbank by JormanThoad June 18, 2018