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I'm not ready for a relationship
Translation: You are annoying and our interactions need to end immediately.
Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.
Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.
Scenario 1
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.
Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.
Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.
Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*
Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.
Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.
Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.
Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*
Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*
I'm not ready for a relationship by zeropersonality January 31, 2020
I’m not a furry but
I’m not a furry but by AnonymousNumber2000 October 17, 2021
I'm Not Seeing Enough Movement
The last words of the popular fortnite streamer Ninja after he attempted to make 1 million people in the Times Square do the floss dance.
"Can we make 1 million people do this crazy fortnite dance?"
*no one gives a damn*
"i'm not seeing enough movement"
*no one gives a damn*
"i'm not seeing enough movement"
I'm Not Seeing Enough Movement by HighElfArcher January 16, 2019
I’m not like other girls
A girl who does one or more of the following and says she’s different because of this
-enjoys eating
-watches Netflix
-doesn’t go to parties
-plays video games
-likes reading (especially horror or mystery)
-doesn’t like skirts or dresses or crop tops
-listens to old music
-listens to Billie eilish
-wears checkered vans
-wears band t shirts
-were only black
-doesn’t wear makeup
-only wears makeup for themself
-enjoys eating
-watches Netflix
-doesn’t go to parties
-plays video games
-likes reading (especially horror or mystery)
-doesn’t like skirts or dresses or crop tops
-listens to old music
-listens to Billie eilish
-wears checkered vans
-wears band t shirts
-were only black
-doesn’t wear makeup
-only wears makeup for themself
Girl 1: Is it just me, or am I the only one who actually would rather eat a pizza than go on a diet?
Person 1: literally everyone would rather eat pizza
Girl 1: I guess I’m not like other girls
Person 1: literally everyone would rather eat pizza
Girl 1: I guess I’m not like other girls
I’m not like other girls by FreshestAvocado April 19, 2019
I'm not the one
Don't funk with me. You are biting off more than you can chew. I'm more than just talk. You are starting a fight with the wrong person. "I'm not the one"
I'm not the one by Lele skinny mini December 18, 2014
I'm not moving to Burbank
I'm not moving to Burbank by JormanThoad June 18, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026