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Eating the most ass as possible in a single serving

Me:I finna mönch that ass tonight.
Female:sounds litty

mönch by Ass muncher 6969 September 4, 2018

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Monch

A combination of the words munch and mosh. To eat with extreme intensity. Usu. not a real meal.

I haven't eaten all day. I'm about to go home and monch on something in my fridge.

Monch by RapGodTHoR January 5, 2010

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monch

Verb

To eat with extreme pleasure. Often occurs as a result of THC or Alcohol intoxication; the best cure for the munchies.

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Middle English monchen.

Yo man after all that squeef (marijuana) I need to be straight monching, let's order some Chinese.

monch by A-More October 16, 2005

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Monch

munch/eat/food

"i cant wait to monch that spice box"

Monch by Glitter dick hole March 5, 2021

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Monch

The disgusting noise made by chewing with ones mouth open.

Dude, quite your monching.

Monch by Luke McCarthy November 3, 2008

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monch

a lickass, or someone who wants the all the attention they can get, whether it’s positive or negative

“she’s a social climber”
“yeah a bit of a monch alright”

monch by YerOne September 9, 2019

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Monch Gouge

Noun. An inaccurate statement of information usually obtained by a third party source. Spoken with extreme confidence to make it actually sound plausible.

Dude did you hear about the guy that 904ed a F/A-18 at Cherry Point? Nah...bro that's just bad Monch Gouge

Monch Gouge by Blueblaster34 June 10, 2016

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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