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Eating the most ass as possible in a single serving
Me:I finna mönch that ass tonight.
Female:sounds litty
mönch by Ass muncher 6969 September 4, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
A combination of the words munch and mosh. To eat with extreme intensity. Usu. not a real meal.
I haven't eaten all day. I'm about to go home and monch on something in my fridge.
Monch by RapGodTHoR January 5, 2010
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Verb

To eat with extreme pleasure. Often occurs as a result of THC or Alcohol intoxication; the best cure for the munchies.

monch monching moncher
Middle English monchen.
Yo man after all that squeef (marijuana) I need to be straight monching, let's order some Chinese.
monch by A-More October 16, 2005
"i cant wait to monch that spice box"
Monch by Glitter dick hole March 5, 2021
The disgusting noise made by chewing with ones mouth open.
Monch by Luke McCarthy November 3, 2008
a lickass, or someone who wants the all the attention they can get, whether it’s positive or negative
“she’s a social climber
yeah a bit of a monch alright
monch by YerOne September 9, 2019

Monch Gouge 

Noun. An inaccurate statement of information usually obtained by a third party source. Spoken with extreme confidence to make it actually sound plausible.
Dude did you hear about the guy that 904ed a F/A-18 at Cherry Point? Nah...bro that's just bad Monch Gouge
Monch Gouge by Blueblaster34 June 10, 2016
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