lyposuction

Geting all your fat ass out though a tube.

I used to weigh 400lbs and after I got lyposuction, I was a hot sms fecal porn star.

by Suck my bush July 31, 2005

Computer liposuction

This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.

Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!

by Bada Bing Martin October 21, 2015

typosuction

proofreading and getting rid of typos. Also implies removing the fluff in text thus making it more concise/slimmer

After some heavy-duty typosuction on Tim's article, it is now typo-free and 2 times shorter than before.

by i_wakey February 24, 2009

hyposuction

Rickyism for "liposuction".

To fat, assistant trailer park supervisor: "Why don't you fuck off? Go get some hyposuction!"

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

liposuction

Something people to to remove fat using easier means. You must undego surgery. It is thought that either reallly fat people get it done because their too fat to lose weight any other way, or really skinny people who think their fat when they're not. Alternatively it is also thought that it is for lazy people to lose weight and gain a better figure with, without jus simply eating less and exercising more. It can also cost you a fat chunk out of your wallet.

Self obsessed whore-"Dave thinks I'm fat"

Friend of self obsessed-whore, Whorette-"Honey, you should try liposuction, I know this great plastic surgeon doctor that I can recommend you too."

by Gma June 9, 2005

liposuction

hey everyone...america invented something awesome! you see, first it was mc donalds so that everyone would love the food and the government would get a ton of tax from the consumers, but now, you can eat mcdonald's and not even worry about getting fat. well, you'll be paying tax ofcourse, but now fat can be sucked right out of any part of your body. that's right. and you'll look good, so the other shallow people will like you. good job.

hmm...i ate too much this week and i really dont feel like going on a healthy diet and getting excercise. Hey wait, why don't i just get liposuction?

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

liposuction fat

Fat that cannot be lost by some sit-ups, but only by running on a treadmill for hours or getting liposuction. Usually happens when you gain fat, but then wait a year until you realise you might as well lose it.

Awwww man, now I have liposuction fat and need help off the couch

by Smackman December 12, 2013