42 definitions by XDavid PolicastroX

hardXsnore

The new title for the lame-ass music genre "hardcore", 'cause thrash metal's way sweeter.

"You wanna go to the hardXsnore show and do Taebo? Fuck that; I wanna go headbutt people to death at the thrash metal concert."

Where Arabs go to do their namebrand shopping.

"Hey, Akbar. Check out this new Lacoste bomb-suitcase I got from Turban Outfitters!"

"Praise Allah! Durka durka! Jihad!"

Bruce Lee Potion that Steve Uerkel created for his machine that changes him into different characers (i.e. including Stefan).

"Steve and Carl kicked the bandits' asses thanks to the Bruce Juice."

Slur for black person. Reference to black neighborhoods being the only place where you find Cricket phone stores.

"Look at all those damn crickets over there, jumpin' around, chirpin', and playin' basketball."

by XDavid PolicastroX August 30, 2009

"It doesn't take rocket appliances to know that..."

by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009

"Julian's changed. Ya know? He's gettin' all frustated and..."

by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009

Where you sit on your balls and ride them down the street.

"Hey, ma! I'm gonna ride my testcycles to the store; you want anything?"