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typosuction 

proofreading and getting rid of typos. Also implies removing the fluff in text thus making it more concise/slimmer
After some heavy-duty typosuction on Tim's article, it is now typo-free and 2 times shorter than before.
typosuction by i_wakey February 24, 2009

lyposuction 

Geting all your fat ass out though a tube.
I used to weigh 400lbs and after I got lyposuction, I was a hot sms fecal porn star.
lyposuction by Suck my bush July 31, 2005

hipposuction 

Extreme form of liposuction, performed on hippos or blubberfucks
Liposuction simply won't do it darling. You're going to need hipposuction.
hipposuction by MrG November 8, 2004

Hyprosectionally 

A high focus on regional or sectional interests and concerns, often at the expense of broader POVs or national unity
I have been feeling hyprosectionally towards this sectional.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026