luncheon meat

a big, sloppy pussy

Steve said he pulled down her pants and it looked like luncheon meat.

by Bubs 12 January 18, 2009

Luncheon Meat Curry

Something mildly awful.

Well the taps don't work and the neighbors smell like cheese. It's a bit of a luncheon meat curry.

by Jeffphff June 22, 2011

Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

luncheon meat truncheon

The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.

by YOREMA July 10, 2003

luncheon meat dungeon

A Vagina of a woman packed with luncheon meat truncheon

Man what a fucking tight luncheon meat dungeon your mom has.

by Joel Allan June 22, 2006