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Lunchbag 

Lunchbag is the act of taking a shit in a paper (or garbage) bag, and then proceding to beat the wo/man with it.

Also can be used as an adjective.
"Yo, ballz, I just lunchbaged that ho over there."

As an adjective:
"AW SHIT, We are so lunchbaged man!"
Lunchbag by Spoof March 6, 2003
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Lunchbag Letdown 

A lunchbag letdown occurs when something you had been looking forward to turns out to be far worse than originally anticipated.

The term originates in the lunchroom (be it school or office or otherwise) where after a long hard day someone sits down with their lunchbag hoping for something tasty. Instead they find something unappetizing, whether it be the wrong lunch, it's moldy, it's cold, or any other multitude of problems.

After such a situation, it can be said that your lunchbag was indeed a let down.
Tom: I can't wait for lunch *pulls out lunchbag*

Jim: What do you got?

Tom: Aw man! Tunafish? I HATE Tunafish!

Jim: What a lunchbag letdown.
Lunchbag Letdown by Piemanthe3rd August 17, 2010

baby's lunchbag 

As defined in Frisky Dingo, it refers to female breasts (or overweight male breasts).
X-tacle: "Baby's lunchbag!"
(Starts feeling Wendall's breasts)
Wendall: "Om-nom-nom-nom"
X-tacle: "Eat that lunch, baby."

southern lunchbag 

the act that consists of two people while a man and woman are having sex the man vomits in the womans vagina and staples it shut
man I gave Becky a southern lunchbag yesterday
southern lunchbag by jim grupon October 19, 2014

exploding lunchbag 

when you jizz in a lunch back, blow it up with air and pop it over a girls face..
ur mum loves a good old exploding lunchbag once in a while
exploding lunchbag by byron zo September 6, 2009

The Lunchbag

It is the vagina. In the vagina, you store snacks, beverages and any other food item when going to a picnic, then when you have reached your picnic destination, you exert everything and have a great picnic.
My boyfriend and i just came back from the picnic, and the Lunchbag came in good use.
The Lunchbag by JamieMicks December 8, 2010

Lynchbagged 

A state of severe intoxiation that can result in pissing oneself, projectile vomit or waking up next to strange man.
I going to have a few beers tonight, it's not like I'm going to get lynchbagged or anything.
Lynchbagged by Moose Knuckle November 26, 2007
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