Definitions by JamieMicks

Tree Trunk 

The material of a man's penis. Usually a rough and rigid type feeling like the bark of a tree. Common with old men. When one man is turned on, instead of cum; the penis will let out sap- but the sap will have a difficult time coming out.

My husband and i had sex for the first time, and he had a Tree Trunk.

Tree Trunk by JamieMicks December 8, 2010

The Lunchbag

It is the vagina. In the vagina, you store snacks, beverages and any other food item when going to a picnic, then when you have reached your picnic destination, you exert everything and have a great picnic.

My boyfriend and i just came back from the picnic, and the Lunchbag came in good use.

The Lunchbag by JamieMicks December 8, 2010