Tree Trunk

The material of a man's penis. Usually a rough and rigid type feeling like the bark of a tree. Common with old men. When one man is turned on, instead of cum; the penis will let out sap- but the sap will have a difficult time coming out.
My husband and i had sex for the first time, and he had a Tree Trunk.
by JamieMicks December 08, 2010
mugGet the Tree Trunkmug.

The Lunchbag

It is the vagina. In the vagina, you store snacks, beverages and any other food item when going to a picnic, then when you have reached your picnic destination, you exert everything and have a great picnic.
My boyfriend and i just came back from the picnic, and the Lunchbag came in good use.
by JamieMicks December 08, 2010
mugGet the The Lunchbagmug.