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land lubbers 

Those who arn't pirates and live on the land. Arghh!
Avast, ye land lubbers! We come to pillage your town, drink your rum, and chase your women!
land lubbers by The Don November 13, 2004

land lubbers 

pirate talk for non-seafaring people
popular in movies
"Aargh, ye land lubbers no nerthin' 'bout the ways of de sea!"
land lubbers by orangehatter November 12, 2004

Ted Lubbers 

Also known as "TJ Lubbers". The biggest jerk in Hudsonville Michigan.

His dad owns an overpriced concrete business.
Did you see that rich kid being jerk to the police, thats Ted Lubbers.
Ted Lubbers by Dixie's finest August 9, 2021

land lubbers 

Pirate-slang for land-lovers, i.e. regular people who live on land.
Arg! Those land-lubbers wouldn't know a galley from a frigate! Arg!
land lubbers by Morelen November 12, 2004

land lubbers 

phoenetic version of "land lovers" in pirate-talk.
often used as an insult, likened to "cowards" who are afraid of life on the high seas.
ninjas are obviously cooler than pirates, however.
"YARGH! AVAST! Lilly livered land lubbers!!"
*ninja death stars them*
land lubbers by egon November 12, 2004

rube and lubbers 

A term coined by Lucky Pierre, the captain of the butt piracy ship "The Brown Swallow", to refer to lube and rubbers.
Captain Lucky Pierre had a reputation among seafaring butt pirates for sliding himself into the middle of the action so that, while he was being gleefully penetrated from astern, he in turn was plundering the poop deck of another of the hardy butt pirates who comprised his crew of slippery sea men.

That's why any butt piracy ship under his command always carried a hold full of rube and lubbers, so avast ye and prepare to be boarded!
rube and lubbers by bitchuck April 24, 2025