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Fookin Losah
Fookin Losah by Fucking loser, Louis Tomlinson November 7, 2015
Alfredo Loza
A name "usually" given to a spicy ass Hispanic boy. Most likely has huge ass biceps with sculpted abs and leg muscles. A defined symmetrical face sculpted by God himself. All the girls of all ages drools endlessly over an Alfredo. Even if he was to shave his luscious hair or ruin his perfectly golden tanned skin he'd nevertheless steal the girls. He may seem like a fuckboy/player but he is a total sweetheart with a killer smile that could never be faked. He smiles with every single possible muscle of his cheeks which shape his eyes into alluring crescents. If you are special enough to be his acquaintance you are indeed a lucky person. He is most definitely a humorous charmer who attracts all genders. Add two handfuls of intelligence, mix it with generosity, shake it up with compassion, stir well with sportsmanship, drop some friendliness, don't forget the confidence, combined with excess sexiness makes an Alfredo. His style and walk cannot be compared. As soon as he enters a room all eyes are on him. The fight between his personality and mouthwatering appearance can't ever be concluded as it can't be decided which is the more attractive quality. His parents must feel accomplished and must receive massive amounts of praises for their outcome. Once you grab hold of an Alfredo don't ever let go...you probably wouldn't let go anyways because he's fucking Alfredo. Lastly, he's beyond boyfriend material. Boys please don't be jealous, we're all simply just thirsty for pasta.
1) Girl 1: "Dayummm who's that boy?"
Girl 2: "Fuck me! That's Alfredo fucking Loza!"
Boy H: "Holy shit! I give him 10 out of 10!"
2) "The one and only, the sexy Alfredo Loza!"
3) Person 1: "Please help me! I am in need of an oxygen mask!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Alfredo Loza of course!"
4) "I need holy water to clense my inappropriate thoughts of Alfredo!"
5) Can Alfredo please be an asshole for once in his life? For the sake of the female kind."
6) "I'd like to thank Alfredo's parents for their work."
Girl 2: "Fuck me! That's Alfredo fucking Loza!"
Boy H: "Holy shit! I give him 10 out of 10!"
2) "The one and only, the sexy Alfredo Loza!"
3) Person 1: "Please help me! I am in need of an oxygen mask!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Alfredo Loza of course!"
4) "I need holy water to clense my inappropriate thoughts of Alfredo!"
5) Can Alfredo please be an asshole for once in his life? For the sake of the female kind."
6) "I'd like to thank Alfredo's parents for their work."
Alfredo Loza by Hazmeen November 7, 2018
LOLAH
LOLAH by LOLAHfreak June 11, 2011
loozah fayce
A person who is a loser, and has a face. Generally this person just fails at life and will never be sucessful because he/she is a loser with an ugly face.
Person One: Sorry I'm late.
Person Two: Looooozah fayyycce.
Person One: No you idiot, it's loser face.
Person Twp: LIES it's looozah fayce you loozah fayce.
Person Two: Looooozah fayyycce.
Person One: No you idiot, it's loser face.
Person Twp: LIES it's looozah fayce you loozah fayce.
loozah fayce by Alamasouras May 4, 2007
Chagin Mah Lazah
When you rapidly rub both hands on your penis, and about to ejaculate, you scream "ima CHAGIN MAH LAZAH!"
Chagin Mah Lazah by Steve Vu March 9, 2008
Lozano
Sexy, Romantic, Hot, Gorgeous, Beautiful, Heart Made of Angel's Love, Funny, Caring, Outgoing, Great Personality, Easy Going.
Lozano by Defining Realness January 1, 2012
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