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Loxahatchee 

rednecks, big trucks, even bigger sluts, horses, two shopping plazas, one gas station, one high school, no fun. (and to top it all off, it's also a cancer cluster.)
"where are you from?"
"Loxahatchee."
"never heard.."
"West Palm Beach."
"ohhhh okay."
fml.
Loxahatchee by loxsurvivor April 4, 2011

Loxahatchee 

The part of Palm Beach County that almost no one knows about and no one knows how to pronounce. We have one (1) shopping center, and roughly 30,000 people. In the late 1990's and early 2000's, a couple of late baby boomers and generation x couples moved out of various parts of Florida to raise their children here because it was spacious and on acre lots. Others followed. But it turns out that it's too spacious here. There's rednecks and conservatives everywhere. It's very common to see the confederate flag flying in someone's yard. There's nothing to do, so all the hypebeasts (teenagers) out here smoke weed or do other various activities. You either meet people who absolutely love it here or dread it. If your parents don't own a small business, one of them is either a firefighter, teacher, or a police officer. The schools get amazing test scores somehow, even though every student gets fairly horrible grades. We probably have a 0% crime rate, but since almost every parent grew up in some place like Broward, they treat the place like it's Detroit. As a bonus, we have our own Facebook group of white moms complaining about various activities ITID won't do anything about. Good luck finding a job. Publix will most likely not hire you.

Oh yeah, there's also a cancer cluster out here
Person 1: Did you hear about the cancer cluster in Loxahatchee?

Person 2: Whats a Lucks-a-scratch-ee?
Loxahatchee by Loxlife February 8, 2018

Loxahatchee 

The middle of butt fuck nowhere, full of rednecks and wanna be red necks

(Watch out for the raccoons)
Person A: hey man where are you from?
Person B: loxahatchee

Person A: where the fuck is that??
Person B: the middle of nowhere
Person A: whatever you bumpkin
Loxahatchee by Tucker-the-renegade November 7, 2019

The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake 

This involves taking a camping trip with your girlfriend in Florida during the middle of the summer. On day 4, you collect the fromunda Cheese under their breasts and then jam it in their ass. Then you whip it into a heavy froth with aggressive anal sex. Once stiff peaks are achieved, the woman screams “order up!” And proceeds to spray the mixture all over the guys chest and face.
I took my girl to a Cheesecake Factory, now she’ll surely give me “The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake”.
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