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Oh, shes a loza
loza by william vuu February 15, 2004
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something that yann says instead of loja cuz he is an analphabeta coon
"eu fui na loza" *palavras do yann*
loza by coolkidkol August 19, 2021
Yaqob(Jacob) saw a ladder that's extended from the earth to the sky and he also witnessed that angles coming and going from that ladder, that place is called Loza. ETHIOPIAN source.
He was sleeping and dreaming about her at Loza.
Loza by Imtheowner November 24, 2021
Loza is a beautiful woman with a heart that’s even bigger than the size of her palms. She can usually see through you even if she still needs glasses to look at you.
Ow look at her forgive him again, she’s such a Loza.
Loza by Number_one_Loza_enthusiast November 25, 2021

Alfredo Loza 

A name "usually" given to a spicy ass Hispanic boy. Most likely has huge ass biceps with sculpted abs and leg muscles. A defined symmetrical face sculpted by God himself. All the girls of all ages drools endlessly over an Alfredo. Even if he was to shave his luscious hair or ruin his perfectly golden tanned skin he'd nevertheless steal the girls. He may seem like a fuckboy/player but he is a total sweetheart with a killer smile that could never be faked. He smiles with every single possible muscle of his cheeks which shape his eyes into alluring crescents. If you are special enough to be his acquaintance you are indeed a lucky person. He is most definitely a humorous charmer who attracts all genders. Add two handfuls of intelligence, mix it with generosity, shake it up with compassion, stir well with sportsmanship, drop some friendliness, don't forget the confidence, combined with excess sexiness makes an Alfredo. His style and walk cannot be compared. As soon as he enters a room all eyes are on him. The fight between his personality and mouthwatering appearance can't ever be concluded as it can't be decided which is the more attractive quality. His parents must feel accomplished and must receive massive amounts of praises for their outcome. Once you grab hold of an Alfredo don't ever let go...you probably wouldn't let go anyways because he's fucking Alfredo. Lastly, he's beyond boyfriend material. Boys please don't be jealous, we're all simply just thirsty for pasta.
1) Girl 1: "Dayummm who's that boy?"
Girl 2: "Fuck me! That's Alfredo fucking Loza!"
Boy H: "Holy shit! I give him 10 out of 10!"

2) "The one and only, the sexy Alfredo Loza!"

3) Person 1: "Please help me! I am in need of an oxygen mask!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Alfredo Loza of course!"

4) "I need holy water to clense my inappropriate thoughts of Alfredo!"

5) Can Alfredo please be an asshole for once in his life? For the sake of the female kind."

6) "I'd like to thank Alfredo's parents for their work."
Alfredo Loza by Hazmeen November 7, 2018

Pulling a Loza 

When you ghost someone for no reason
Friend: Bro where your home at?
Me: mf is Pulling a Loza
Pulling a Loza by Anfilozabot June 2, 2022
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