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lovemuffin
lovemuffin by HollyJean May 18, 2005
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Loverpoof
Loverpoof by Polkadotgirl September 4, 2011
ginger lovemuffin
ginger lovemuffin by mushu2357 April 18, 2010
lovepuff
When a person farts under the covers and holds the blanket down so the bodily gases do not escape. When it has reached its peak of stinkieness, he or she releases the intoxicating sent in small "puffs" with 5 to 10 second inervals sharring the gases with a lover, freind, or family member.
lovepuff by Jacob Rosario October 2, 2007
Bubbles Of LovePuff
A galantining yet fumbling female species of the blonde nature. Of noble decent and of the normal nature. Sometime the buffalo run takes her for a loop but well tempter, yet vengeful with some spiteful tendencies.
"Bubbles Of LovePuff can sometimes run the buffalo herd but the Oregon trail wagon always runs her over."
Bubbles Of LovePuff by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019
lovemuffin
A pastry of some sort that is used as an entry point for a good ole fashion spank.
A fresh replacement for your hand
A fresh replacement for your hand
I mom just pulled some blueberry muffins out of the oven, they looked good to eat, but even better as a lovemuffin. So I took it to the bathroom, treated it, then enjoyed it as a nice afternoon snack. Al Naturale
lovemuffin by I rule the rock April 8, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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