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lovemuffin 

A pastry of some sort that is used as an entry point for a good ole fashion spank.

A fresh replacement for your hand
I mom just pulled some blueberry muffins out of the oven, they looked good to eat, but even better as a lovemuffin. So I took it to the bathroom, treated it, then enjoyed it as a nice afternoon snack. Al Naturale
lovemuffin by I rule the rock April 8, 2008

ginger lovemuffin 

A ginger person who is a your lover and is insanely gorgeous.
ginger lovemuffin by mushu2357 April 18, 2010

Loonmuffin 

Noun; Someone who pertains to strangeness, stupidity or idiocy.
"UKIP are a bunch of loonmuffins"

"I've been a bit of a loonmuffin, I've lost my wallet"
Loonmuffin by @jameswjacobs May 4, 2013

love muffin 

Bob is Sue's love muffin!
love muffin by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 6, 2003

Love Muffin 

only the sweetest souls, not to mention incrEdibly humourous,gifted,juiciest,fascinating, intriguing, FIT,caring,loving, talented nd BEAUTIFUL angels of the earth x
Wow, I love my friends so much. All of them are absolute love muffins.
Love Muffin by solomonnnnn November 26, 2019

Love muffin 

Someone being your lover, bit on the side, or just insanely and amazingly gorgeous.
Bethaney Jane Southern the ORIGINAL love muffin.

Or, "I love you, my little LOVE MUFFIN"....
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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