lovemuffin 

A nickname for a individual, your spouse, or a very good friend.

I love you lovemuffin.
I've missed you lovemuffin.
Your my lovemuffin.

lovemuffin by HollyJean May 18, 2005

lovemuffin 

A pastry of some sort that is used as an entry point for a good ole fashion spank.

A fresh replacement for your hand

I mom just pulled some blueberry muffins out of the oven, they looked good to eat, but even better as a lovemuffin. So I took it to the bathroom, treated it, then enjoyed it as a nice afternoon snack. Al Naturale

lovemuffin by I rule the rock April 8, 2008

ginger lovemuffin 

A ginger person who is a your lover and is insanely gorgeous.

He's my ginger lovemuffin.

ginger lovemuffin by mushu2357 April 18, 2010

Loonmuffin 

Noun; Someone who pertains to strangeness, stupidity or idiocy.

"UKIP are a bunch of loonmuffins"

"I've been a bit of a loonmuffin, I've lost my wallet"

Loonmuffin by @jameswjacobs May 4, 2013

love muffin 

a significant other

Bob is Sue's love muffin!

love muffin by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 6, 2003

Love Muffin 

only the sweetest souls, not to mention incrEdibly humourous,gifted,juiciest,fascinating, intriguing, FIT,caring,loving, talented nd BEAUTIFUL angels of the earth x

Wow, I love my friends so much. All of them are absolute love muffins.

Love Muffin by solomonnnnn November 26, 2019

Love muffin 

Someone being your lover, bit on the side, or just insanely and amazingly gorgeous.

Bethaney Jane Southern the ORIGINAL love muffin.

Or, "I love you, my little LOVE MUFFIN"....

Love muffin by Bethaney Hannah Scott (: January 26, 2009