lovebitch

noun- a person who you usually like or love, but is being a total bitch right now

Man, your girlfriend is usually so cool, I can't believe she kicked us out at half-time. What a lovebitch.

Listen, lovebitch, I love you, but you're being a bitch.

by Sly Willie October 9, 2009

LeBitch James

Derogatory term to identify NBA player LeBron James after habitual instances of questionable actions.

i.e. Cramping up during Game 1 of 2014 Finals as if it were that time of the month, The "Decision".

Your juvenile antics are reminiscent of lebitch james

by OnceNFutureKing June 6, 2014

Loserbitch

One word: LOSERBITCH. The worst person. Generally useless, wasteful, irrelevant, and inappropriate in every situation.

"So Loserbitch stole a bownie from work and got fired."

by britney.spears October 2, 2009

LOLbitch

1. The female version of a LOLcat

2. Someone who disconnects on quality conversations on Omegle.

1. Tonight lets go to the club and pick up some LOLbitches!

2. Lisa is a LOLbitch.

3. You: I know a good definition of LOLbitch.*

Stranger: go on*

You: someone who disconnects on quality conversations on Omegle.*

(You have disconnected.)

by LOLomegle! February 20, 2010

Lebitch

Someone who is anorexic and enjoys abusing girls. Resembles Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings. Also, desperately needs braces for his fucking shark teeth. He is the complete opposite of 'going hard.'

Woah, look at that faggot! He's a David Lebitch for sure!

by yannnggg December 28, 2009

lovebite

UK word for a hickey, a bruise on the skin (usually on the neck) caused by sucking. These tattoos of love are typically worn by teenagers as a sign that they are attractive enough to be groped.

Ruth wore polo-necked sweaters during most of the hot summer so that her mother wouldn't be able to see her lovebites.

by w00fdawg October 8, 2005

lovebatch

To bake someone a batch of something in the hopes of getting some form of lovin' in return.

"I have such bad luck, that one girl didn't respond to my lovebatch for a third time in a row."

by No-Pants June 11, 2006