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Cute- Amazing and kind person. very loving and sweet.
"Hi, My name is lorbert"
lorbert by Very_Weird May 24, 2017
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lolbertarian 

A disparaging term for internet libertarians, used jokingly or not. First seen on Torchthebridge.com
That LOLbertarian candidate will privatize the roads!
lolbertarian by Tezkah October 9, 2004

Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage
Larbert high school disease is a bastard

Lorberville 

the ultimate "ville" game . . . it is called Lorberville; you earn lulz for hilarious photos and captions, then trade them for hot hogies, domestic lagers, and professional beard grooming! It's goin' ta be teh sheite, bitchez!!!
I'm going on Facebook to play Lorberville!!! I have 2 new memes and 1 lolpalin and I need me a trim and a beer!
Lorberville by Chester Neckburn February 22, 2010

lolbertarian 

Derogatory slang for "libertarian". Usually used to make fun of self-proclaimed libertarians who are apathetic to or support government expansion. The kind of of person who will say "If the government treads on me, 1776 will commence again!!!" then does nothing when the government treads on them.
So the government is taking your rights and you are just complaining instead standing up to them? You're a huge lolbertarian.
lolbertarian by Zoldam July 1, 2020
1. A derogatory word for a self proclaimed libertarian who embraces ideas of internationalism and leftism as opposed to nationalism and libertarianism on one or more issues.

2. A loyal member of the Libertarian Party
Bill: "Borders are a fascist concept."

Tim: "Okay, lolbert."
Lolbert by SoullessLiberty July 1, 2020

Lorber-out 

Lorber-out v. To add to any fundamental musical composition, altering tones in ways as to strike instant comparisons to the contemporary jazz-pop pianist Jeff Lorber.
"Wow, Frank! Your new tune was alright, but that new bridge section is f**king LORBER(ED) OUT!!"
Lorber-out by Mr. Pirate May 24, 2004
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