Lolbert

1. A derogatory word for a self proclaimed libertarian who embraces ideas of internationalism and leftism as opposed to nationalism and libertarianism on one or more issues.

2. A loyal member of the Libertarian Party

Bill: "Borders are a fascist concept."

Tim: "Okay, lolbert."

by SoullessLiberty July 1, 2020

Lolbert

A dork who doesn't care about anything beyond self serving gratification.

Normie Norm: "Did you hear about corporations creating slavery in third world nations?"

Neocon John: "That's the free market at work. Those slaves should pull themselves up by the bootstraps."

Normie Norm: "You sure are a Lolbert, John"

by Lolburt August 21, 2021

lolbertarian

A disparaging term for internet libertarians, used jokingly or not. First seen on Torchthebridge.com

That LOLbertarian candidate will privatize the roads!

by Tezkah October 9, 2004

Lolberal

A liberal in the comment section who types more laughing emojis than words and tells jokes from 2016 but can’t make a valid point or structure a sentence properly.

I was explaining the differences between capitalism and corporatism and one troll kept spamming the words “Drumpf the Rumpf” followed by like 30 laughing emojis over and over. Total Lolberal.

by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021

Lolber

Short for “Lolberal” or referring to an individual “Lolberal”/a liberal who never has a point so all they can do is laugh at their own regurgitated jokes from 2016 group chats and spam 30 laughing emojis in a comment with only 2-3 words.

Me: “Capitalism isn’t the problem, it’s Corporatism.”
Liberal troll: “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣drumpf the rumpf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”
Me: “are you having a stroke? did you need me to call someone, Lolber?

by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021

lollertab

To take a screenshot of your Internet browser with extra tabs that contain questionable links purely to trick viewers of that image into thinking that they caught you "in the act" of looking at weird pages.

Dude, I totally lollertabbed that forum when I posted a screenshot that had goatse and lemonparty in the hidden tabs.

by jan soris December 23, 2008

lolbertarian

Derogatory slang for "libertarian". Usually used to make fun of self-proclaimed libertarians who are apathetic to or support government expansion. The kind of of person who will say "If the government treads on me, 1776 will commence again!!!" then does nothing when the government treads on them.

So the government is taking your rights and you are just complaining instead standing up to them? You're a huge lolbertarian.

by Zoldam July 1, 2020