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One sexy mother f***er
Samantha: “Hey he’s kinda hot”
Riley: “Yeah his is! He looks like Loubert”
loubert by Loubertdidntmakethis November 22, 2021
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lolbertarian 

A disparaging term for internet libertarians, used jokingly or not. First seen on Torchthebridge.com
That LOLbertarian candidate will privatize the roads!
lolbertarian by Tezkah October 9, 2004
When the story of porn is amusing and gets you turned on. STORY LINES ARE KEY. A grammy worthy performance before actual sex.
I was wacking it the other night and all of a sudden a got a real luberty to the story line.

I lubertied so hard on that random chick at a prep high school.

I reanacted the luberty of the video with my friends at school.
luberty by nDelisoSA December 2, 2011

lolbertarian 

Derogatory slang for "libertarian". Usually used to make fun of self-proclaimed libertarians who are apathetic to or support government expansion. The kind of of person who will say "If the government treads on me, 1776 will commence again!!!" then does nothing when the government treads on them.
So the government is taking your rights and you are just complaining instead standing up to them? You're a huge lolbertarian.
lolbertarian by Zoldam July 1, 2020
1. A derogatory word for a self proclaimed libertarian who embraces ideas of internationalism and leftism as opposed to nationalism and libertarianism on one or more issues.

2. A loyal member of the Libertarian Party
Bill: "Borders are a fascist concept."

Tim: "Okay, lolbert."
Lolbert by SoullessLiberty July 1, 2020

Lubertarian

An individual that cannot masturbate without the application of generous amounts of lubricant.
I simply cannot dry rub myself. I’m a true lubertarian.

As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.

Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.
Lubertarian by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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