7 definitions by Mr. Pirate
Sonny Chiba n. One of the greatest Hong Kong film stars ever to live, his forte is the campy ninja/kung fu movie. He has made appearances in everything from the obscure "Shogun's Ninja" (1981) to the recent blockbuster hit "Kill Bill: Volume 1" (2003).
Why the hell do you need Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Segal when fucking SONNY CHIBA is in the house?!
by Mr. Pirate May 25, 2004
Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts n. A Hong Kong film studio run chiefly by producers/directors Joseph Lai, Godfrey Ho and Betty Chan. "Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts" was responsible for some of the most low-budget, rushed, blatant footage-spliced, and senseless ninja movies of the mid-1980s. In other words, these movies RULE. You can't call yourself a true movie lover until you have seen a ninja movie produced by "Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts"!!
by Mr. Pirate May 27, 2004
Ninja Gaiden n. One of the greatest sidescrolling hack n' slash videogame series' ever to grace the Nintendo Entertainment System. And it stars a NINJA!! 'Nuff said. (Note: Not to be confused with the newly updated 3D version for the X Box; we're talking old-school here!)
Billy: "Hey! Wanna come outside and play soccer?"
Serious Ninja Gamer: "Not now, jackass! I'm almost up to level 7-3 in NINJA GAIDEN!
Serious Ninja Gamer: "Not now, jackass! I'm almost up to level 7-3 in NINJA GAIDEN!
by Mr. Pirate May 27, 2004
Muthafucka n. One SWEET-ASS jazz musician. A player who's got chops, feel, and ensemble sensibilities all packed together in an unstoppable machine of jazz creation. See also cat.
Tyrone: "Hey Keaton, you check out that Kenny Garrett gig last night?"
Keaton: "Shit yeah nigga, that MUTHAFUCKA was BURNING!"
Keaton: "Shit yeah nigga, that MUTHAFUCKA was BURNING!"
by Mr. Pirate June 4, 2004
Road Rash 3 n. Easily the finest installment in the long-running series of unapologetically violent, politically incorrect, and guiltily pleasing motorcycle combat/racing games by Electronic Arts. Released on the Sega Genesis back in the mid 1990s, this game was way ahead of its time in the visual, audio, and gameplay departments. One the of the greatest video games of all time.
Person talking to their Road Rash 3 game: "Yeah Lucky Luc.....You're luck's just run out, because all you got are those lame-ass oil cans, and I'm about to take some nunchucks upside your dome, biatch!"
by Mr. Pirate May 25, 2004
Ninja Movie n. Arguably the only kind of movie that matters. Particular high points include the films produced by Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts in the mid-1980s.
by Mr. Pirate May 27, 2004
Lorber-out v. To add to any fundamental musical composition, altering tones in ways as to strike instant comparisons to the contemporary jazz-pop pianist Jeff Lorber.
by Mr. Pirate May 25, 2004