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Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage
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One who has a sick obsession with wordlervyword, i.e. he tries to punch men in the genitals at every possible chance.
Better watch the wordfamily jewelsword around that one - he's a certifiable lervert.
lervert by Tom Swift October 17, 2003
A family full of fucking crazy people. Some have broken away from the craziness but it will only last as long as they're kept apart from other Leberts.
Those Leberts are fucking nuts!
Lebert by SkiniMini September 26, 2008

Lerbermatt 

A: I go to the Lerbermatt!
B: Oh that's awesome! I want to go there to!
Lerbermatt by singingmanatee November 13, 2012
An extremely weird guy on iCARLY. He has a large, hairy mole and he is a freak
OMG!!! Lewbert looked so hot today, I wanted to lick his mole.
Lewbert by Luluwhowho January 28, 2009
Action: Shove a pipe wrench up one’s anal canal and then pull that said pipe wrench out and then shove your head inside that anal canal and then take said pipe wrench and eat a bowl of spaghetti with it.
Hey babe would you like to perform the Lerberg it’s a bit weird but I think our relationship is mature enough to try it
Lerberg by Peyton Jacksteit March 3, 2023
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