Lobbert

Lobbert, the art of a floppy penis.

Damn, I just came and now I'm just sitting here with my lobbert out.

by Kelloggers September 21, 2023

lolbertarian

A disparaging term for internet libertarians, used jokingly or not. First seen on Torchthebridge.com

That LOLbertarian candidate will privatize the roads!

by Tezkah October 9, 2004

Knob Lobber

A member of the group, “The Knob Lobbers,” is one that lobs knobs. These knob lobbers operate as one, being a hive mind of pyros. The Knob Lobbers can be encountered within the popular game Team Fortress 2. In such an event, wacky, maybe even silly shenanigans will rapidly ensue, due to the alarming lack of brain cells among the aforementioned hive mind.

XxStu_pidFacexX: Beware of the knob lobbers, I just saw a cluster of them in the sewers…

AverageScvnt69: Great advice. I will make sure to stay alert in case I come across the Knob Lobbers as well. Thank you.

by SuspiciousRatty April 30, 2023

Rock Lobber

a person who resides in Iraq and likes to throw rocks at vehicles, and other moving objects

This rocklobber is denting up my tank

by Keith November 27, 2003

lolbertarian

Derogatory slang for "libertarian". Usually used to make fun of self-proclaimed libertarians who are apathetic to or support government expansion. The kind of of person who will say "If the government treads on me, 1776 will commence again!!!" then does nothing when the government treads on them.

So the government is taking your rights and you are just complaining instead standing up to them? You're a huge lolbertarian.

by Zoldam July 1, 2020

Lolbert

1. A derogatory word for a self proclaimed libertarian who embraces ideas of internationalism and leftism as opposed to nationalism and libertarianism on one or more issues.

2. A loyal member of the Libertarian Party

Bill: "Borders are a fascist concept."

Tim: "Okay, lolbert."

by SoullessLiberty July 1, 2020

Lolbertardian

A combination of lolbertarian and libertard, both pejorative terms for libertarians, especially the obnoxious kind that roam on Internet forums without proper grammar, respect, or arguments defending their position. This species is usually very arrogant and idiotic, otherwise, they grow out of it by grad school

...Lolbertardian

by Cosman246 December 30, 2010