lopcock

A horrible, horrible afliction of the penis.

I'm sorry sir, but you have been stricken with the lopcock.

by Conan December 28, 2004

lolcocked

When you have had your computer screen's background changed to a homosexual picture and masked by a maximised notepad window saying "lolcocked".

"You have been lolcocked"
"I will lolcock you"

by igotyousobad December 19, 2008

lolcock

A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).

Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.

by kitschpig May 28, 2009

lobcock

a large, sluggish limp penis

I was angry at him, so I referred to him having a lobcock

by samalama_dingdong4 February 12, 2007

lobcock

When a female is "going downtown" on a male, you distract her. As she looks away, you slap her in the face with your manhood, while shouting "Lobcock!"

My boyfriend totally gave me a lobcock last night !

by Lobcock Fan June 3, 2009

Lobcock

An erect clitoris measuring larger than a half inch

Me: Dude, I got with Sarah last night!
Friend: Uh...doesn't she have a bulge though? The fuck is that?
Me: No, it's just her lobcock! It's like 2 inches!!
Friend: huh, isn't that the size of your d--

by Buffalogeorge January 2, 2022

Lobcock

The act of giving dome in a hotel lobby.

Matt is a lobcocker.
Give me lobcock bitch.

by Carobad April 9, 2010