lopcock 

A horrible, horrible afliction of the penis.

I'm sorry sir, but you have been stricken with the lopcock.

lopcock by Conan December 28, 2004

lolcocked 

When you have had your computer screen's background changed to a homosexual picture and masked by a maximised notepad window saying "lolcocked".

"You have been lolcocked"
"I will lolcock you"

lolcocked by igotyousobad December 19, 2008

lolcock 

A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).

Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.

lolcock by kitschpig May 28, 2009

lobcock 

a large, sluggish limp penis

I was angry at him, so I referred to him having a lobcock

lobcock by samalama_dingdong4 February 12, 2007

lobcock 

When a female is "going downtown" on a male, you distract her. As she looks away, you slap her in the face with your manhood, while shouting "Lobcock!"

My boyfriend totally gave me a lobcock last night !

lobcock by Lobcock Fan June 3, 2009

Lobcock 

An erect clitoris measuring larger than a half inch

Me: Dude, I got with Sarah last night!
Friend: Uh...doesn't she have a bulge though? The fuck is that?
Me: No, it's just her lobcock! It's like 2 inches!!
Friend: huh, isn't that the size of your d--

Lobcock by Buffalogeorge January 2, 2022

Lobcock 

The act of giving dome in a hotel lobby.

Matt is a lobcocker.
Give me lobcock bitch.

Lobcock by Carobad April 9, 2010