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A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).
Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.
lolcock by kitschpig May 28, 2009
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When someone or something makes you laugh so hard it hurts.
My brother shit his pants, I totally lolfucked.
lolfucked by AlexDubb April 5, 2009

Lollicked 

Frollicked with an L at the beginning.
Danced.

Also means eaten gloriously.
She lollicked through the fields.

He lollicked the ice cream cone
Lollicked by lilypad111 April 17, 2011

lullocked 

Violation, trick, practical joke or mischievous act played on a victim.
"Ah man, you've just been well and truly lullocked!"
"Guy got lullocked"
lullocked by CitywideMars50 July 4, 2022

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026