Definitions by kitschpig

lolcock 

A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).

Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.

lolcock by kitschpig May 28, 2009