lobcock 

a large, sluggish limp penis

I was angry at him, so I referred to him having a lobcock

lobcock by samalama_dingdong4 February 12, 2007

lobcock 

When a female is "going downtown" on a male, you distract her. As she looks away, you slap her in the face with your manhood, while shouting "Lobcock!"

My boyfriend totally gave me a lobcock last night !

lobcock by Lobcock Fan June 3, 2009

Lobcock 

An erect clitoris measuring larger than a half inch

Me: Dude, I got with Sarah last night!
Friend: Uh...doesn't she have a bulge though? The fuck is that?
Me: No, it's just her lobcock! It's like 2 inches!!
Friend: huh, isn't that the size of your d--

Lobcock by Buffalogeorge January 2, 2022

Lobcock 

The act of giving dome in a hotel lobby.

Matt is a lobcocker.
Give me lobcock bitch.

Lobcock by Carobad April 9, 2010

lobcock 

A large flaccid useless appendage with a comb over, a universal descriptive for soft cock career politicians with small hands

Despite the number of of lobcocks in Lubbock, the Lubbock High School has been recognized as one of first schools in the United States to recover from the Texan lobcockerry epidemic .

lobcock by fake.person September 14, 2021

lobcock 

A large flaccid useless appendage with a comb over, a universal descriptive for soft cock career politicians with small hands

Despite the number of of lobcocks in Lubbock, the Lubbock High School has been recognized as one of first schools in the United States to ban lobcockerry .

lobcock by fake.person September 14, 2021

lolcocked 

When you have had your computer screen's background changed to a homosexual picture and masked by a maximised notepad window saying "lolcocked".

"You have been lolcocked"
"I will lolcock you"

lolcocked by igotyousobad December 19, 2008