I was angry at him, so I referred to him having a lobcock
by samalama_dingdong4 February 11, 2007
When a female is "going downtown" on a male, you distract her. As she looks away, you slap her in the face with your manhood, while shouting "Lobcock!"
by Lobcock Fan June 3, 2009
Me: Dude, I got with Sarah last night!
Friend: Uh...doesn't she have a bulge though? The fuck is that?
Me: No, it's just her lobcock! It's like 2 inches!!
Friend: huh, isn't that the size of your d--
Friend: Uh...doesn't she have a bulge though? The fuck is that?
Me: No, it's just her lobcock! It's like 2 inches!!
Friend: huh, isn't that the size of your d--
by Buffalogeorge January 3, 2022
by Carobad April 6, 2010
A large flaccid useless appendage with a comb over, a universal descriptive for soft cock career politicians with small hands
Despite the number of of lobcocks in Lubbock, the Lubbock High School has been recognized as one of first schools in the United States to ban lobcockerry .
by fake.person September 15, 2021
A large flaccid useless appendage with a comb over, a universal descriptive for soft cock career politicians with small hands
Despite the number of of lobcocks in Lubbock, the Lubbock High School has been recognized as one of first schools in the United States to recover from the Texan lobcockerry epidemic .
by fake.person September 15, 2021