lobcock
I was angry at him, so I referred to him having a lobcock
lobcock by samalama_dingdong4 February 12, 2007
Words you can keep
lobcock
When a female is "going downtown" on a male, you distract her. As she looks away, you slap her in the face with your manhood, while shouting "Lobcock!"
lobcock by Lobcock Fan June 3, 2009
Lobcock
Me: Dude, I got with Sarah last night!
Friend: Uh...doesn't she have a bulge though? The fuck is that?
Me: No, it's just her lobcock! It's like 2 inches!!
Friend: huh, isn't that the size of your d--
Friend: Uh...doesn't she have a bulge though? The fuck is that?
Me: No, it's just her lobcock! It's like 2 inches!!
Friend: huh, isn't that the size of your d--
Lobcock by Buffalogeorge January 2, 2022
Lobcock
lobcock
A large flaccid useless appendage with a comb over, a universal descriptive for soft cock career politicians with small hands
Despite the number of of lobcocks in Lubbock, the Lubbock High School has been recognized as one of first schools in the United States to recover from the Texan lobcockerry epidemic .
lobcock by fake.person September 14, 2021
lobcock
A large flaccid useless appendage with a comb over, a universal descriptive for soft cock career politicians with small hands
Despite the number of of lobcocks in Lubbock, the Lubbock High School has been recognized as one of first schools in the United States to ban lobcockerry .
lobcock by fake.person September 14, 2021
lolcocked
When you have had your computer screen's background changed to a homosexual picture and masked by a maximised notepad window saying "lolcocked".
lolcocked by igotyousobad December 19, 2008
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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