looysen

The king of all worms

Look its the looysen of the worms!

looysen by buttercrumb January 16, 2017

Loosened his Vowels 

When someone has been holding in their uneducated opinion about a topic of conversation then feels that their mouth must explode with verbal diarrhea.

Donald shared his take on the current affairs of the world . He was completely clueless. The bullshit spewed from the open sewer in his face once he Loosened his Vowels!!!

Loosened his Vowels by will bitten September 14, 2017

I Loosened It For You 

What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend opens it after him.

Guy 1: Hey man, can you open this jar of Mayo?

Guy 2: Sure

<grabs jar out of hand of Guy 1 and strains considerably at opening it. He fails and hands it to his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend, who pops that shit open like it aint no thang.>

Guy 2: I loosened it for you...
<As Guy 1 laughs>

I Loosened It For You by G-Negro December 15, 2008

Loosen up 

Something somebody tells you when they want to see you wreck your life for their amusement.

The guy was a responsible kid who liked who he was the way he was at one time, but he tried to loosen up and live on the wild side because he thought he might have missed out on something, and ended up being certain that being a poser wasnt for him, he tried it, so he knew it was all done to get money while telling people you dont care what they think even when you care more than anybody else what people think. Everybody cares what people think, and that's one of the things you end up facing no matter how long you keep telling people you dont care what they think. You end up facing them, and they end up facing you.

Loosen up by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020

Live laugh loosen up a bit 

Live life to the fullest ; Not holding back. Or used when your friend is being a uptight bitch

Hey Emily you have to live laugh loosen up a bit and stop being so uptight in class

Live laugh loosen up a bit by Live laugh loosen up maker 2.0 February 4, 2020

I loosened it for you 

What people say when a task they were trying to accomplish was accomplished by someone else due to the first person's actions.

Literal:
Guy #1 tried to open jar but can't
Guy #2 takes jar and opens it easily
Guy #1 says "I loosened it for you..."

Not literal:
Girl #1: "What do you call something that's out of date and now irrelevant?"
Girl #2: " Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this... It starts with an O!"
Girl #3: "......OBSOLETE!"
Girl #2: "...I loosened it for you!"

I loosened it for you by GRAMMAR-POLICE October 16, 2010

Loosen up my buns 

A request for anal sex

Honey, will you loosen up my buns tonight?

Loosen up my buns by RSIM May 15, 2006