longlog 

an excessively long cuddle.
friendly OR intimate.
sometimes lasting up to hours.

'jow i cant believe this is happening.'
'its alright babe, you need one of my longlogs.'

longlog by Josie Lucozade January 1, 2009

LogLog08 

The greatest fortnite gamer in history

It’s LogLog08 he’s gonna murder us after cranking to max height

LogLog08 by Victory royale for Biden January 2, 2021

Longlong 

the name of a dude 100x smarter than you, if you say hes dumb, then you are mentally disabled.

Bully: "fuck you longlong, your such a mong"
Me: "no u bitch" (300 IQ response)

Longlong by daddie#6969 November 8, 2020

daddy longlegs 

a goddamn spider with long spindly ones that i HATE!!! motherfucker. daddy longlegs may be somewhere and you didn't know it 'cos that bitchass is nigh on invisble, cunt spider wankstain daddy longlegs i hate you!!!!!!!

marcus didn't know that unbeknownst to his a daddy longlegs was approaching, goddamn!

daddy longlegs by tht! tne May 22, 2005

daddy longlegs 

called daddy bc of that one hookup they had 20 yrs ago. gross ass spider.

why is daddy longlegs first name daddy??????

daddy longlegs by ihvegginmycrocs June 24, 2022

daddy longlegs 

Despite popular belief, a daddy longlegs is a spider with a small body and long, spindly legs. What most people think of as a daddy longlegs is actualy called a crane fly. Spiders like daddy longlegs are most common in summer, especialy during hot summers when there are a lot of insects about.

Don't kill a daddy longlegs, or any other kind of spider. They eat household pests.

daddy longlegs by Stormsworder April 22, 2007

Chan Daddy longlegs 

A teacher who knows nothing but acts like she knows anything. Usually overweight and talks a lot about her love life

Man she's a chan daddy longlegs

Chan Daddy longlegs by Nobodycalledyoutoday May 16, 2019