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upside down longjohn

when you hang upside down from a stripper pole and masterbate
i did an upside down longjohn in the firestation last night

glazed longjohn 

The act of a man ejaculating onto another man's penis.
Pierre totally gave Chad a glazed longjohn last night!
glazed longjohn by danjb July 19, 2010

long johns 

another pair of leg hugging trousers that are used to keep you warm when it is cold. my homies wear them under their baggy jeans and wear them down low.
yo al i getting me long johns so i can wear me jeans down lower
long johns by joe mills March 28, 2007

Longjohn 

When after anal sex, you remove your condom and smack your partner across the face with it.
Davey gave his wife a longjohn, and now they are getting divorced.
Longjohn by coffeechris2k January 11, 2009
The name of the University of Texas sport teams.
The Longhorns kicked OU ass in basketball.
Longhorns by Geris February 20, 2004
The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.
None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.
longhorns by Matt May 23, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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