longjohns 

Long underpants worn in the cold to keep the legs warm.

I'm wearing longjohns because it's snowing.

longjohns by KD5PBO July 21, 2008

upside down longjohn

when you hang upside down from a stripper pole and masterbate

i did an upside down longjohn in the firestation last night

upside down longjohn by Mike McStoner April 22, 2009

glazed longjohn 

The act of a man ejaculating onto another man's penis.

Pierre totally gave Chad a glazed longjohn last night!

glazed longjohn by danjb July 19, 2010

long johns 

another pair of leg hugging trousers that are used to keep you warm when it is cold. my homies wear them under their baggy jeans and wear them down low.

yo al i getting me long johns so i can wear me jeans down lower

long johns by joe mills March 28, 2007

Longjohn 

When after anal sex, you remove your condom and smack your partner across the face with it.

Davey gave his wife a longjohn, and now they are getting divorced.

Longjohn by coffeechris2k January 11, 2009

Longhorns

The name of the University of Texas sport teams.

The Longhorns kicked OU ass in basketball.

Longhorns by Geris February 20, 2004

longhorns

The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.

None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.

longhorns by Matt May 23, 2004