KD5PBO's definitions

help forum

Forum in which one posts when help is needed. They come in two varieties, useful and windoze. Below is an example of a windoze help forum.

Topic: i neeeeeed help!!!!!!!!!!
Topic Starter: Windoze user
i neeeeeedd heelp!!! i use windoze xp i think it might be 2000 id dosnt matter b/c my skreen just broke and i cant see anything i am typing this on another comupter i need help because if my mom findz out she will kill me how do i fix it the screen is borken...

... and so on.

Keep in mind that there are useful help forums out there too.

by KD5PBO July 29, 2008

stacupado

An acceptable way to ask whether a seat, bench, etc. is taken when dealing with whom the only language one has in common is Spanish. Asking ¿Puedo sientarme aquí? might have bad consequences.

Loser Gringo: ¿Puedo sientarme aquí?
Cute Hispanic girl: *Whacks Loser Gringo*
Froody Hitchhiker: ¿Stacupado?
CHG: *Kisses Hitchhiker*

by KD5PBO July 22, 2008

Daddy

The one who takes care of his princess's every need, mainly technological and financial. The bane of many university IT workers.

Techie: What seems to be the problem?
Princess: It doesn't work.
Techie: How so?
Princess: I have ...
<Techie realises she has a virus>
Techie: Do you have virus protection?
Princess: I don't know, Daddy set it up.
Techie: Is there a ____ in the bottom right hand corner?
Princess: No, just the time.
Techie: I suggest you put a virus scanner on there.
Princess: I have to talk to daddy about that.

by KD5PBO July 29, 2008

x2

Repeat this, do this again. Comes from arithmatic (Quantity) x 2. Often used in music to mean Sing it again

Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun
it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh!
x2

by KD5PBO April 13, 2006

longjohns

Long underpants worn in the cold to keep the legs warm.

I'm wearing longjohns because it's snowing.

by KD5PBO July 21, 2008

droopy drawers

The act of pulling somebody else's pants down to cause embarrasment.

When Stuart leaned over, I gave him a droopy drawers.

by KD5PBO July 24, 2008

dashboard

A new feature released in Mac OSX 10.4 which allows users to use a number of widgets. Activated by hitting F-12 or FN+F-12, it is often envied by users of Microsoft Windoze.

I just put the latest widget on my dashboard.

The weather in angola? Let me check my dashboard.

by KD5PBO July 29, 2008