Longjohn

When after anal sex, you remove your condom and smack your partner across the face with it.

Davey gave his wife a longjohn, and now they are getting divorced.

by coffeechris2k January 11, 2009

upside down longjohn

when you hang upside down from a stripper pole and masterbate

i did an upside down longjohn in the firestation last night

by Mike McStoner April 22, 2009

glazed longjohn

The act of a man ejaculating onto another man's penis.

Pierre totally gave Chad a glazed longjohn last night!

by danjb July 19, 2010

alabama longjohn

while wearing a pair of long johns, pull down the bottoms and tie them off, then liquid shit hot diarrhea and run around your house till their is mud prints everywhere.

my 3 year old sister alabama longjohned all day, i had to mop for 24 hours.

by Alabama long master December 7, 2018

Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.

Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!

by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009

vanilla long john

A penis covered in ejaculate.

I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!

by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017

Raging Long John

To put a line of cocaine on ones boner and snort it off.

Julie just totally did a raging long john with randal.

by JackFrost11 July 24, 2011