Longjohn

When after anal sex, you remove your condom and smack your partner across the face with it.

Davey gave his wife a longjohn, and now they are getting divorced.

by coffeechris2k January 11, 2009

longjohns

Long underpants worn in the cold to keep the legs warm.

I'm wearing longjohns because it's snowing.

by KD5PBO July 21, 2008

glazed longjohn

The act of a man ejaculating onto another man's penis.

Pierre totally gave Chad a glazed longjohn last night!

by danjb July 19, 2010

alabama longjohn

while wearing a pair of long johns, pull down the bottoms and tie them off, then liquid shit hot diarrhea and run around your house till their is mud prints everywhere.

my 3 year old sister alabama longjohned all day, i had to mop for 24 hours.

by Alabama long master December 7, 2018

upside down longjohn

when you hang upside down from a stripper pole and masterbate

i did an upside down longjohn in the firestation last night

by Mike McStoner April 22, 2009