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a really long sofa, or like a long on a sofa, a lonfa. the person laying down but on a long sofa instead.
:man im tired
yea me too
:dude, i wanna lay down
go ahead, use my lonfa
lonfa by Shinoske January 4, 2009
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lolfactory 

Any thing that produces gratuitous amounts of LOLZ.
1. "GIRUGAMESH IS A LOLFACTORY!!"

2. "Hey Corey, do you know about any lolfactories? I could really use a lol."
lolfactory by lewibrysh April 12, 2009
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lonfa lolface londa longa Lofa lofasz Lona longage loafage Loafal
Quiet at first, but when you get to know her, she's a little insane. Sweet, and lovable, but at the same time, strong and crazy. Looks like an innocent little girl, but isn't very innocent on the inside. If she's ever mad, run. She probably has a chain saw behind her back.
Wow, I thought she was an innocent girl, but she's actually a total Lona.
Lona by Domesticatedchicken December 13, 2016
When someone is drunk and wants to say lmao says lnfai
Person one: Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he did not see that well
Person two: LNFAI
Lnfai by Abudi1999 October 26, 2019
A title given to anyone who follows a series of movies/books just so they can laugh at it. Usually associated with the Twilight series.
Sara: ZOMG DID YOU SEE TWILIGHT I LOVE EDWARD IT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER.

Amy: Yeah, I'm totally an LOLfan of Twatlight.

Sara: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN DID YOU SEE THE NEW TRAILER I LOVE EDWARD YAY.
LOLfan by Bean McBeans June 2, 2009
when you have a testicle removed and the testicle remaining gets lonely
After the surgery, I think I developed lonball.
lonball by emilejfagerstromiv December 15, 2018
The word "lonja" literally means auction or market, but it often used in its plural or singular form to describe what is referred to in English as love handles, fat rolls, and/or a muffin top.
Ay, Becky! You can see your lonjas hanging everywhere in that bikini!
lonjas by Mars Atlast January 12, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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