lonjas 

The word "lonja" literally means auction or market, but it often used in its plural or singular form to describe what is referred to in English as love handles, fat rolls, and/or a muffin top.

Ay, Becky! You can see your lonjas hanging everywhere in that bikini!

lonjas by Mars Atlast January 12, 2008

Lonjas 

1. A person that tends to lie a lot

(verb) - to skip football practice and go home to be lazy

(person 1) Ey fool, did you see lonjas dipping home before practice today?

(person 2) Yee, I saw him longeing it up.

Lonjas by alisal guy May 19, 2010

lonjas 

lonjas are lungs

you have really nice big lonjas

lonjas by beepbeepb0p February 25, 2021

Lonjas 

Sagging Boobs or long boobs

Fuck you and your lonjas bitch

Lonjas by anonymous September 6, 2022

don lonjas 

Don Lonjas

A fake friend who is short, has a big ass nose, gets butthurt easily, says the dumbest things possible, dates anything because she is desperate, proceeds to cheat on them and gets pressed by 8th graders then snitches, likes to wear crop tops that show her “Lonjas” and pants to high that show her nasty camel-toe.

“Don Lonjas thinks that by drinking she is “Lit”, yeah ik its dumb but thats her vocabulary.

“She is such a don lonjas”

don lonjas by Shrekandfionna February 20, 2019

lonas 

a last name of a director of schools meaning shit because she wouldn’t let kids out when it was snowing

hey taylor you’re a piece of lonas.

lonas by crackheadshi101 February 21, 2018

longasm 

An orgasm produced by sexual intercouse that is extremely long.

"Oh my god Alex! That was a longasm!!"
"I'm longasming!"

longasm by heypsherman November 22, 2014