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A cooler way to say a loaf of something,usually bread.
Fetch me a loafage of that bread
Loafage by Swiftie198913 February 17, 2021
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loafage means bread
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loafage by loafage December 8, 2016
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Residual Loafage 

The turd that missed the train during your last hard shit and now sits just behind the shutter of your asshole and blocks any normal ability to fart.
Damn, I feel a hearty fart on deck and ready for lift off but I've got residual loafage causing a traffic jam.
Residual Loafage by Porksword153 December 30, 2023
Loofage is a language which you use when you are bored. This language consists of words that are mixed together. Ex. Lol+Oof = Loof, and Loof+Language= Loofage. Loofage has many words like, Woal (woah and cool), Belp (I'm bored, help), Okure (Okay and Sure) which all have very useful meanings.
I'm bored so I will speak Loofage, Belp!
Loofage by Stevanshrali April 4, 2020
An extremely racist word that means dirty immigrant Hispanic. It is the equivalent to saying the N word as a white person so it's extremely racist and NOT OK. Anyone who says it is really racist.
Get the fuck out of the country Loarage.
Loarage by BihAfrica November 10, 2020

maximum loadage 

when you truly believe something wieghs way to much.and wants to get on an elevater with you or in your car..elephants ..fat chicks ...wrecking balls,,,
that fat chick wanted a ride in my car but she exeeded the maximum loadage paramiters of this vehicles specs....

Loaftage 

A period of time of which one "loafts" or wastes time before doing what they have to do.
"I was supposed to study, but the past 3 hours have been pure loaftage.."
Loaftage by skinchild December 6, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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