Loafage

A cooler way to say a loaf of something,usually bread.

Fetch me a loafage of that bread

by Swiftie198913 February 17, 2021

loafage

loafage means bread

loafage

by loafage December 8, 2016

Residual Loafage

The turd that missed the train during your last hard shit and now sits just behind the shutter of your asshole and blocks any normal ability to fart.

Damn, I feel a hearty fart on deck and ready for lift off but I've got residual loafage causing a traffic jam.

by Porksword153 December 30, 2023

Loofage

Loofage is a language which you use when you are bored. This language consists of words that are mixed together. Ex. Lol+Oof = Loof, and Loof+Language= Loofage. Loofage has many words like, Woal (woah and cool), Belp (I'm bored, help), Okure (Okay and Sure) which all have very useful meanings.

I'm bored so I will speak Loofage, Belp!

by Stevanshrali April 4, 2020

Loarage

An extremely racist word that means dirty immigrant Hispanic. It is the equivalent to saying the N word as a white person so it's extremely racist and NOT OK. Anyone who says it is really racist.

Get the fuck out of the country Loarage.

by BihAfrica November 10, 2020

maximum loadage

when you truly believe something wieghs way to much.and wants to get on an elevater with you or in your car..elephants ..fat chicks ...wrecking balls,,,

that fat chick wanted a ride in my car but she exeeded the maximum loadage paramiters of this vehicles specs....

by last star fighter August 31, 2007

Loaftage

A period of time of which one "loafts" or wastes time before doing what they have to do.

"I was supposed to study, but the past 3 hours have been pure loaftage.."

by skinchild December 6, 2009