lolfactory 

Any thing that produces gratuitous amounts of LOLZ.

1. "GIRUGAMESH IS A LOLFACTORY!!"

2. "Hey Corey, do you know about any lolfactories? I could really use a lol."

lolfactory by lewibrysh April 12, 2009

olfactory "hallucinations" 

When you smell something that really isn't there.

I've had many olfactory "hallucinations" like when I smell mustard & there's none around!

olfactory "hallucinations" by Starchylde December 11, 2016

Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation 

Fecal Particulate Olfactory Simulation, or FPOS, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.

I was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst FPOS ever... I couldn't escape it.

Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation by Yokes April 7, 2005

olfactory rape

Being subjected in public to any offensive odor, i.e., bo, cigarettes, cigar smoke, barn boots, farts, unwashed, unbathed bodies, etc.

At this weekend's fiber festival, I was the victim of olfactory rape by a clearly unbathed individual who was also covered with third hand smoke.

olfactory rape by Lemondrop Mangosteen September 28, 2009

Lulzfactory 

adj. A modern affectionate term reserved to describe a person whose actions and articulations unintentionally, yet continuously, produce lulz to be enjoyed by friends and associates.

Smalls Biggie: "That guy Alex sure is a a Lulzfactory!"
Shakur Tupac: "Yeah dawg i cant wait to see what he does next!"

Lulzfactory by blacksmith71 November 13, 2011

encopretic olfactory hallucinations 

A description of the neuropsychological disorder wherein a person erroneously believes they have shit themselves.

Sadly, during his early childhood while visiting his dad in prison, Jared was dropped squarely on his head and ever since this unfortunate event he’s been having these disruptive encopretic olfactory hallucinations which has caused him to wear the now familiar “Kushner shit smelling face.”

encopretic olfactory hallucinations by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020

olfactory assault 

When a person's mere proximity is enough to make you feel like your being repeatedly punched in the sinuses by their overbearing perfume/cologne. Olfactory assaulters have no sense of smell therefore they are immune to their own chemical warfare.

Do you like my perfume?
Yes it's intoxicating, and by intoxicating I mean, I feel like I'm two drinks in and am being waterboarded with gasoline. Please end this olfactory assault. I surrender and will tell you anything you need to know. And I'll use my underwear as the white flag.

olfactory assault by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 25, 2010