longage

its a new version of the word long, when something is time-consuming, or annoying, you refer to it as longage/ longageness

Omg ur so longage, or thats longageness, this is so longage

longage by jklmn January 14, 2008

longage

An oversupply, a situation in which the supply of something exceeds its demand. The opposite of shortage.

When manufacturers produce more of a product than they can sell, they end up with a longage.

longage by awmm November 9, 2017

Longage

when somebody is being long,
or doing too much.
resulting a situation that lasts longer than it should.

the term was coines by inventive hard uk/irish rapper Daniel August.

"bro stop that shit , its longage"

Longage by anonymous May 2, 2021

no longage 

It means No long Thing

Guy: Do you wanna link up later

Guy 2: No longage, later then

no longage by N4J33B January 4, 2012

Longabear 

A television show that was initially scripted as a parody of Winnie the Pooh. Unlike that series, however, Longabear is not animated. The central character, Tuey Longa, is a timid nebbish of a bear who depends largely on his closest friend, Tiger Panther, for guidance. Tiger's relationship with Tuey, however, is largely predatory, as he frequently subjects Tuey to forcible anal sex. Tuey's exact feelings on the subject are unclear, for while he does complain about Tiger's actions, he nevertheless maintains a close friendship with him, perhaps implying a certain degree of complicity. Tiger, who is domineering and speaks in ebonics, is a foil to Tuey, who is cautious and soft-spoken.

At some point it was decided that the series would not take the form of a parody of the popular children's show, and so the two main characters, a bear and his best friend who is a tiger, are the only remnant of that original intent. All other characters except Tuey's arch-rival Muy Wronga (a play on words combining the Spanish word, "muy," meaning "very," and, "wronga," an apparently Latinized form of the word, "wrong") are portrayed by the same actor, and it is unclear whether this is supposed to simply be one character who frequently changes occupations.

I watched Longabear last night for the first time. It was pretty fucked up. Honestly I only watched out of morbid curiosity.

Longabear by Tuey Longa August 6, 2009

longaevi 

Another term for faeries or longlivers. The third rational species distinct from angels and men, sometimes said to be demoted angels as they would not fight during the great war between Lucifer and God.

The ideas of their being are discussed by both C.S.Lewis and J.R.R.Tolkien.

Longaevi are those such as fairies, nymphs, gnomes, satyrs and other such creatures.

longaevi by longaevi December 31, 2011

langage 

French for language.

J'utilise la langage pour parler.

langage by pseudonym?no.need.for.that! February 9, 2022