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A title given to anyone who follows a series of movies/books just so they can laugh at it. Usually associated with the Twilight series.
Sara: ZOMG DID YOU SEE TWILIGHT I LOVE EDWARD IT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER.

Amy: Yeah, I'm totally an LOLfan of Twatlight.

Sara: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN DID YOU SEE THE NEW TRAILER I LOVE EDWARD YAY.
LOLfan by Bean McBeans June 2, 2009
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lolfactory 

Any thing that produces gratuitous amounts of LOLZ.
1. "GIRUGAMESH IS A LOLFACTORY!!"

2. "Hey Corey, do you know about any lolfactories? I could really use a lol."
lolfactory by lewibrysh April 12, 2009
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lolwanezorro 

lolwanezorro n.

A word that marks the untimely end of a game of scrabble.
Bill ruined the game of scrabble when he put lolwanezorro on the board.
lolwanezorro by Julio Shackleford October 5, 2005

lolfensive

A portmanteau of the acronym "lol" and the word "offensive." Used when something is undeniably funny, but in terribly bad taste.
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?"
"I don't know, what?"
"Nothing! You already told her twice."
"lolfensive."
lolfensive by sindex October 25, 2009

lolsanchez 

n. el-oh-el-san-chehz

1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)

2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!

Richard Johnson: Who?

Matt Mosley: lolSanchez

Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.

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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
lolsanchez by penguin farmer July 18, 2013
what is written on someones profile when they are banned from a forum.
Person 1: I hear Brunton got banned from the forum for being a pedo.

Person 2: Lolbant
Lolbant by The 2.0 December 15, 2008
He is the dictator of PhODS, he became the dictator since Qcumber's peaceful rule came to an end as Qcumber got busy with college studies.
Rashad : We shall remove lolman from this server!
lolman by lolmanKiBeti February 1, 2021
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