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the person which is dala , chupa and be*nchod
Lavi is a londa.
Londa by bnl2222222 November 24, 2022
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Londa by anonymous November 23, 2021
A female that has surpassed the definitions of "bitch", and "cunt", so far, that she is a walking/talking insult in, and of herself. Her ego is so inflated, that even a narcissist would say, "Damn, chill out girl!", and her sense of self-worth has surpassed that of even Donald Trump.
"Dude, don't be a Londa."
"Why are you being such a Londa?"
"Holy fuck! Who invited the Londa?"
Londa by Bruenor BHam August 9, 2022

She'Londa 

Beautiful extraordinary unsure goddess , has an old soul created from Shelley and Rhonda. Intelligent intellectual
I wanna be like She'Londa when I grow up
She'Londa by GoddessShae February 23, 2019

Shaukat Ka Londa 

Shaukat Ka Londa commonly refers to Australia based failed actor Haris Sultan. He is the son of Gen. Sahukat Sultan, DG ISPR and has covert relations to the Pakistani intelligence agencies. Haris Sultan is closely related to Hina Khan, a controversial part time actor from Pakistan who made headlines for her viral mms videos with top Pakistani politicians.
Haris Sultan is also referred to by the names " Hariya Sultan", "Hariya Chutney" and "Tadipaar Atheist'.
Haris Sultan has close ties with Khalistani terrorists and is considered a social threat by the Indian Government for his anti India activities.
Do not be a 'shaukat ka londa',instead do something useful.
Shaukat Ka Londa by Psilocybe_Vibe September 13, 2022

sakht londa 

The type of human being who longs for female attention at the cost of his own comfort.
Dude, did you go to the last Bmun?

It was full of sakht londay
sakht londa by a lonely donut July 31, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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